Raila Odinga

Lifetime Presidential Candidate. you can steal my votes all you want but I'll Run for President Till I Die. 1997 | 2007 | 2013 |...Parody

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

Thank you Jubilee for rejecting our call for #NationalDialogue. Now I can go do what I know best - Nationwide Rallies!!

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

I'm coming home....\o/

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

Someone tell @AnneWaiguru to stop acting like she's the Jubilee Prime Minister! I'm the only PM in Kenya & she's not me!

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

Terrorists are killing Kenyans daily and @UKenyatta is hawking Brookside milk in Nigeria! #SomeoneTellUhuruKenyatta

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UhuRuto campaigned so much they forgot to plan what they'd do if they won. I planned so much how I'd lead I forgot to campaign

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

Stop comparing me to Gerrard!! My elections were stolen; Gerrard fell down and lost Liverpool the league!....Wait that sound like me /o\

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

You people should leave Kalonzo alone. He's still reeling from the rigged 2013 Elections....it doesn't help that he's idle

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

I'm very disappointed with #JichoPevu & #InsideStory. I can't keep saying my election was stolen after that anticlimax. Bure kabisa!

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

Kenyan voters are thankless! 9 years in detention and they elect international fugitives! SMH

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

My co-principal Stevo is looking for a job. He has no recognizable skill set but he's a great opportunist & lays claim to diplomacy

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

@Sanky__S You can't even count up to two? Look at what Kibaki did to our education system! #BadoMapambano

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@Arsenal Please don't compare Wenger to me. I've led my supporters to victory twice in the last 5 years! #StolenElection

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

Some nightmares can be really bad. Just snapped out of a dream where I was on the same table with Kivuitu and Isaak Hassan

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

Jubilee's motto should be

"Leading by Promises"

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

Did you know your President still lives at home? We are being ruled by a child /o\

[Raila Odinga @RailaOdingaa]

Ati I should "Accept and Move On"? To what? "My Election was Stolen" is the only story I know!! #NyefNyef #StolenElections