Jared Railsback

it is what it be

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Football.

[I WILL WIELD THE HOLY HAMMER (canto X spoilers) @binahbortion]

killing myself POSTPONED!!!!!

[Tej Seth @tejfbanalytics]

give whoever had the idea of slinky measuring out the amount of yards needed for a 1st down a raise

[llbll @BIH_WEE]

ITS POOP NIGHT IN BASEBALL!!!!

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

bad news = we can’t find an $80 million stealth fighter jet

good news = our stealth technology is very good

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

He created Margaritaville is what he did. He coined the phrases “5 o’clock somewhere” and “cheeseburger in paradise” single-handed. He was a brave American singer-songwriter who pioneered the island escapism lifestyle. And in this house, Jimmy Buffett is a hero, end of story.

[☆vivi @viviberserk]

ppl treat u differently when they find out u got the mcdonalds app

[MMA Orbit @mma_orbit]

Someone said “what’s Henry Cejudo doing”😭

https://t.co/ozAf1Ovzxn

[Satan @s8n]

his what??

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

When you're on your 10th dollarita at Applebee's and Mr. Brightside comes on.

[Sylvian (#1 Skinamarink Fan) @TheAlexSylvian]

movies are finally back