RailwayRabbit

Just a small rabbit riding the rails and sharing the views alongside my friend Tolpuddle Ted

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@Tarliebear @TorreviejaAyto @TorreviejaES It’s lovely there , do visit the salt marshes too

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@TheParkheadF 6 months before he’s banging her best mate at the baby shower

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@chrislesiter @patrickkmaguire Gary Smith became General Secretary of the GMB in 2026 having been re-elected unopposed , there fixed it for you

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@tractorgirly @staylorish @hardlyperennial He can probably construct a sentence better than your last tweet though

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@GresleyDragon @fredbearandpals Oooh person has been there to see the 31s he has shares in

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@BearsPipe My person has ridden in that train
It was amazing

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@chicathechih Travel safe over the bridge x

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@notMrFarmer @AHoulu2 @Helen_Whately @Dringcarol @UKLabour I’m going with
A - of course fucking not
For 10 points

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@JoaniReid @Richard50942461 @ScottishLabour Roughly speaking I think he’s raising security concerns about your husband being arrested and about your behaviours around the Royal Navy at Faslane
I mean I could be wrong here but that’s my guess

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Person took me to Larbert station today
It’s where the train that crashed at Quintinshill on 22/05/1915 was boarded by the soldiers
The worst British rail disaster
May they rest in peace

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@Quinntin99 @joegray1892 @SiobheanG Ah , I see you have misunderstood, just because you were not purposefully being ironic , it doesn’t mean that your post was not ironic taken in totality

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@maroonajambo You have to hand it to poor downtrodden underdog Celtic, their riches to riches story is a testament to …… well something

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@lauralu13 @CalumCrowe10 Imagine identifying yourself voluntarily with Cartman

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@Quinntin99 @joegray1892 @SiobheanG See if I have to explain irony to you then it sort of defeats the object
But here goes
There is an irony in complaining about other teams having more money than you as if that’s inherently unfair in football
Which is ironic all things considered

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@camtrublue @fitzy_ge It’s a massive hardship having more money that other teams , a squad that cost more than about 5 other teams combined and getting more penalties, fewer read cards and more added time than any other team
Yes being an underdog is a tremendous burden

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@DroooPeacock @fitzy_ge @DanielJMath1 No all teams who’s fans invaded the pitch this season should get a points deduction , 3 points for each time
Nothing sectarian about that is there

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@PMullen67 Aye but an erudite one

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@LambeauJambo I think a quick dive through the response may indicate why lots of other teams dislike Celtic and a sizeable number of their fans

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@mattleslie74 @LambeauJambo Shhhh you’ll spoil the victim narrative