RailwaySewa(PARODY)

Helping (and sometimes confusing) passengers since never.

Parody of @RailwaySeva.

[RailwaySewa(PARODY) @RailwaySewa]

Hello passengers! This is @RailwaySewa, a parody account inspired by @RailwaySeva. We don’t fix train delays — we just make them funnier. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride!

[RailwaySewa(PARODY) @RailwaySewa]

Best features of Redmi Note Turbo
1. 50MP camera
2. MediaTek 8500 Ultra
3. 100W fast charging
4. Chosen by me

Favorite colour :- Team Turbo White
#winRedmiTurbo5 #RedmiTurbo5 #TheFastestRedmiYet

[Mukul Sharma @stufflistings]

Today, I'm giving away the Redmi Turbo 5.

To participate:

1. Like this post
2. Quote repost using #winRedmiTurbo5 #RedmiTurbo5 #TheFastestRedmiYet
3. Tell me the color team you are on: Team Turbo White, Team Nitro Blue, or Team Asphalt Black
4. Tell me your top 3 favorite features of the phone

Happy winning ❤️

Note: Multiple entries are strictly not allowed. Kindly make sure to follow all the rules.

[Mahi. @im_mahi0]

India before 2014😭

[RailwaySewa(PARODY) @RailwaySewa]

@AishwaryaBaddie Ignore the haters because karma will manage them.

[Meme Flix @meme_flix]

When the topic is roasting nobody comes close to AIB 🔥🔥

AIB roasted all the movies 💀 This skit is hilarious 😂😂 best roast was of Bhag Milkha Bhag , Wake Up Sid and Dangal☠️

[RailwaySewa(PARODY) @RailwaySewa]

Not a single district of Rajasthan.
How tf is it possible...

[Indian Tech & Infra @IndianTechGuide]

🚨 All 50 of the world’s hottest cities today were in India.

(India Today)

[bilatinman kio @kzzrttt]

does anybody have the image of the cat looking angry and underneath its a mirror revealing that it’s actually happy and adorable

[Moon @Mooncastle02]

Which one is yours guys??

[Sameer @BesuraTaansane]

This is too good … listen at 17 secs

Modiji in Netherlands : Aaj Desh Keh Raha Hai Hamey Sirf …

Someone from crowd shouts “Modi Chahiye” 🔥😅😅

[Sam⋆☕︎ @Abhivridhi_Vani]

He looks like those kids who cosplay adults in flipkart ads

[HACHIWARE LOVER!!! #1 @OomfieLoomfie]

There's another pov???

[Lydia 🌼 @lydiaonxx]

At a medical school, a professor looked at a student and asked,

"How many kidneys do we have?"

"Four!" the student answered.

"Four?" the professor replied, sounding proud and ready to embarrass the student.

He was one of those teachers who enjoyed pointing out others' mistakes.

Turning to his assistant, the professor said,

"Bring some grass, because there’s a donkey in the room."

"And a coffee for me!" the student quickly added, speaking to the assistant.

The professor got very angry and threw the student out of the classroom.

But that student was actually the well-known humorist Aparicio Torelly Aporelly (1895–1971), also called the 'Baron of Itararé.'

As he left the room, the student boldly corrected the angry professor:

"You asked me how many kidneys WE have. We have four kidneys, two are mine and two are yours.

The word ‘we’ means more than one person.

Enjoy my coffee… and the grass is for you."

[Vineland @GazeWindward]

That single mother would later raise the greatest automotive television host in history.

[Adam Aaronson @aaaronson]

Here's a 5-letter word for every possible pattern of vowels and consonants

[PmAmTraveller @pmamtraveller]

"Urban Development" by Christophe Vorlet

[Anish Moonka @anishmoonka]

A kid drew himself sleeping in bed between mom and dad and labeled it 'safe.'

In Japan, this exact sleeping arrangement has a name. They call it 'the river.' Mother is one bank. Father is the other. The child between them is the water. Roughly 70% of Japanese mothers sleep this way with their kids, sometimes through the teenage years. The Western model of putting a kid alone in their own bedroom is barely 200 years old. For most of human history, in most cultures still alive today, kids slept beside their parents.

James McKenna runs the Mother-Baby Behavioral Sleep Lab at Notre Dame. He spent decades watching what happens when parents and kids share a bed. The bodies sync up. Heart rates align with the parent's, breathing falls into the same rhythm, and by morning even sleep stages have started matching. The parent's body, in McKenna's words, acts as a kind of biological jumper cable for the child's.

In 2013, researchers in the Netherlands tracked 193 babies through the first year of life. They measured cortisol, the brain's main stress hormone. Babies who had spent more weeks co-sleeping in the first six months produced less cortisol under stress at 12 months. Sleeping near a parent had rewired the kid's stress system to be calmer under pressure.

Inside the kid's brain at night, the amygdala, the fear alarm, gets more sensitive as the body gets tired. Darkness makes it worse. A 2021 paper in PLoS One from Australian researchers showed that light directly suppresses amygdala activity. Lights off, alarm louder. The whole brain is wired to read 'alone in a dark room' as a threat.

Now add a parent's body to that bed. The kid's nervous system reads warm body, breathing nearby, familiar smell. The threat alarm dials down. Two parents on either side dial it down twice. The drawing is the kid's brain calculating maximum safety: I am surrounded by the people who keep me alive, and nothing can reach me without going through them first.

The arrangement in this drawing is what most of human history called 'sleeping.' Sleeping the kid alone in another room is a 200-year-old Western invention that we forgot was an invention. Every kid who has ever padded into your room at 3am and crawled into the middle of the bed is just trying to redraw the picture.

[Green @thecamgreen]

this is the most heated ipl deadliest stare down between Hardik Pandya And Sai Kishore 🥶 https://t.co/qpZhtZShjY

[Ashish Chaturvedi @Ashish_4vedi]

The lit emoji in newspaper.

[Mao Shichigan @weAllGonnaDye]

Nah they put an intern full time to search for the most evil and cunning modi photo on the internet I respect the hustle😭

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

What was that?? 🤣🤣