Darshan Pathak

[Ankit Dubey @ankitdubeyji_]

Yaha bhi chori😂

[Name cannot be blank @Wohkaulthi]

Navin Chawla 🧐

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

And we were told "Cockroaches can survive a nuclear attack"

[Ratna Singh @whattalawyer]

Been 30 mins in Delhi - I am sneezing badly. My throat feels rough. What the hell! 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

It seems it is imperative for all the Independent Neutral Journalists to post a picture or a video with the book on their socials or their certificate of Independence and Neutrality would get revoked.

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

Former Independent Neutral Chief Election Commissioner of India is more angry than an avg party worker about the book being circulated as PDF.

[Dr. S.Y. Quraishi @DrSYQuraishi]

Some mischievous people are wildly circulating PDF.

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

I know most of you didn't even listen a word but what accent is this??

[Tavleen Singh @tavleen_singh]

Something you will not read about in Sonia Gandhi’s memoir!!!

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

This Dimagi Slave had the audacity to coin the term Godi Media.

[ravish kumar @ravish_journo]

तीन अलग-अलग क्षेत्र की महिलाओं की किताब। राजनीति, अकादमिक, साहित्य। इन तीनों महिलाओं की किताब की तुलनात्मक समीक्षा करनी चाहिए।

[Historianunkil @SudsG5]

The table setting, the butler, eating a fucking mango with a fork! Chaste English (except Sonia ofc, she sounds like some C tier Bond villainess)... These are deracinated gora adjacents that ruled India for decades and is still haunting us to this day.

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

Time to change the DP?

[ashutosh @ashutosh83B]

Reading this book ….

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

Since when does OG Darbari masquerading as Neutral Journalist get bothered about labels?

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

નવું વર્ષ તમારા જીવનમાં સુખ, શાંતિ, સમૃદ્ધિ અને તંદુરસ્તી લઈને આવે તેવી હાર્દિક શુભેચ્છાઓ. સાલ મુબારક 🙏🏼

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

નૂતન વર્ષાભિનંદન…!!!

નવા વર્ષનો આ પાવન પ્રારંભ આપ સૌના જીવનમાં સુખ, શાંતિ, સમૃદ્ધિ અને સુખાકારીની નવી આશાઓ લઈને આવે. સૌનું જીવન ઉત્તમ આરોગ્ય, ઉમંગ અને ઉત્સાહથી છલકાતું રહે, એવી હૃદયપૂર્વક શુભકામનાઓ!

[Kyle @KyleBShiels]

When you’ve selected all the pictures with buses but now have to do fire hydrants

[Gabbar @GabbbarSingh]

A home video from 1980. Very incisive.

Imagine while having a mango with a fork & a knife, a kid is discussing the margins of their election victory with such assurance. I can empathise with Rahul, he has grown up with a people’s mandate being a piece of cutlery on their dinner table. It’s there to be picked anytime. They were entitled to it. A victory didn’t evoke euphoria, it was status quo. So when they lose now, they don’t know how to react. It’s not performative nonchalance to boost the morale of their workers, it’s their real self.

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

There are always signs.

[NIK @ns123abc]

thank you based Jensen for signing my boobs

[NIK @ns123abc]

thank you based Jensen for signing my boobs

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

और फिर चुनावों में हार मिलेगी तो उसे वोट चोरी कहेंगे

[Pawan Khera 🇮🇳 ಪವನ್ ಖೇರಾ @Pawankhera]

हम दिवाली को "खुशियों की ईद" कहेंगे।

और ईद को "खुशियों की होली" कहेंगे।

हम गंगा-जमुनी तहज़ीब से हैं। हम सभी धर्मों को साथ लेकर चलेंगे।

किसी सनकी आशिक़ की तरह नहीं कि हमेशा क-क-क-क-कांग्रेस करते रहें।

या देश के सुरक्षा बलों को देश के युवाओं और विपक्ष के ख़िलाफ़ भड़काने और उकसाने का काम करें।

बकवास करते हैं।

टटपूँजिये कहीं के

[Bag holder union @jieselong]

Can’t believe Jensen popped the AI bubble with his dick.

[Darshan Pathak @darshanpathak]

Imagine being on the cusp of greatness spearheading the ultimate inflection point in human history and blowing it all up for not being able to keep it in your pants.

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Nvidia opened an investigation into Jensen Huang, its CEO, after he acknowledged to the company’s board that he had been intimate with a business executive who U.S. intelligence determined to be a Chinese spy. https://t.co/5tagTSNCzK