Rain

they call me Raino

[Rain @RainCrowson]

The guy at Co-op didn’t believe me and Danielle were 18 so I showed him the stamps I have in my purse and he went fair enough HAHAHAH, if you don’t have ID, pull your stamps out x

[Rain @RainCrowson]

Picked my Dad up to come fill my tyres up with me, got there and he asked where my change was lol.. I know you gotta pay for everything these days but I at least thought air would be fuckin free wowzaroony

[Rain @RainCrowson]

If anyone’s asking what I want for my birthday, I just want my electricity and council tax paid please x

[Alan Cronin @KearneyCCFC1984]

If you leave a child in your car during this hot weather, please ensure a window is open so they can at least have a fag

[Rain @RainCrowson]

Asking my friend who’s in a long term happy relationship what to put as my tinder bio 😊 I like Elvis 😊

[Rain @RainCrowson]

I’ve been tracking my calories on myfitnesspal since I was about 16 and today I’ve finally deleted the app, FUCK OFF, I AM FREE

[Rain @RainCrowson]

It doesn’t matter how old I get or how often I drink, I will still always be drunk off of one glass of wine

[Rain @RainCrowson]

Parking by the beach and sitting in your car by yourself eating a McDonald’s is self care x

[Rain @RainCrowson]

I don’t care about my exes and their new girlfriends looking at my Instagram stories in the slightest, but when my exes parents still view my LinkedIn profile, I win x

[Rain @RainCrowson]

If I could describe my drunk self in one word, it would be a prick 🙂

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

u can literally just be nice to others and mind your own business and have a snack when you want to

[Rain @RainCrowson]

Can’t believe I’ve already seen folk in their flip flops round Asda hahaha fuck it why not

[Rain @RainCrowson]

My Grandad is so cute I’m sobbing 😭

[Alan Runnacles @runny1968]

I'm raising money for Help Mae's parents with her care. Click to Donate: https://t.co/X5XLlCPP1j #GoFundMe

[Rain @RainCrowson]

Trynna put a sports bra on the day after training upper body isn’t for the weak

[Rain @RainCrowson]

Shoutout to Linda in Morrisons who saw me getting Prosecco and chocolates for myself and then went aw alone? ID please. Hope you’ve had a shit Valentine’s x

[Rain @RainCrowson]

I have a masters in chatting absolute shit when I’m drunk so if I’ve ever said anything to you after a drink just know that I probably made it up, thank you

[Rain @RainCrowson]

Me

[“main character” 🦩 @__Melaninraqs]

McDonald’s breakfast should be served until 12pm at least, who tf orders a Big Mac and 11am?

[Rain @RainCrowson]

Clapped in the neck like Amanda in Saw 3 💀💀💀