Just because I text you does not mean I wish to begin a discourse. Sometimes I text you so that we do NOT converse. That said, if you must speak to me, do NOT do it via 800 texts. The entire purpose was for me to avoid you, but still acknowledge your minionicity.
This is an encounter from my most recent #dnd session. Goblins dared to threaten my lackeys. I dealt with them without ceremony. @DnDBeyond - I am a fan. Excellent tool. I may allow you all to serve me as minions and do more of my bidding. You’re welcome.