Early seasons Morgana is better than me if the men in that castle had ignored my desperate pleas for help and spiralling one more time I would have killed them all on sight
Sometimes I'll say that I miss being hyperfixated and then I remember the times where I was genuinely considering going to church and becoming christian because of Laura lee
melissa WOULD be the kind of person to take the surname of a woman she (presumably) killed and ate. you can marry her daughter but i draw the line at taking her name
At this point I need the teen tl to be like "oh Melissa's last name? It's-" *truck drives by* *fire alarm goes off* *loud construction noises* and then in the adult tl we find out she took Alex's last name