Bill Simmons has cooked my brain because I’m sitting here at half thinking like “well if you’re the spurs you can’t lose the champagnie game, but also if you’re the Knicks you can’t lose the Alvarado game”
If you haven't figured it out yet - celebs who don't even live in LA City proper pour money into right wing candidates and "tough on crime" candidates because they don't like seeing homeless people while they drive to events or recording studios.
I'm fucking sick of what you people are calling "Pynchon character names." A gold thief named Guy Stealsgold is not a "Pynchon name," it's a Charles Dickens name. Absurdly obvious and specific. You want a fuckin' Pynchon name? Immanuel Quickley.