Rains

Clumsy, oversized, teetotal gashead.

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

Exactly the 2nd half we needed, TT earned his corn at HT.

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

@BRFCWill What a fucking team.

[SJ🏌🏽‍♂️ @itsnotovaaah]

Guys actually chose sleep over Kang In Lee vs Tomas Soucek ball una, we’ve separated the mice from the men in just under 5 hours

[Sam @FPLSportScience]

Watching football highlights without seeing the result in the video title or thumbnail will be an issue during the World Cup. ▶️

I've built a website to try and solve this issue. It isn't perfect yet and just a fun project! Any feedback appreciated. ⚽️

https://t.co/HFlyQB6A8A

[jacobo @Y2JAKE1991]

And the crowd go mild

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

@BristolLiveBRFC @WillMurray_16 Premium article ffs. 🤮🤣🤣

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

@marcrileydj Yep.

[Y @tinscognito__]

This is correct. You have to base the decision on which foul or transgression occurred first. Which is why my mind turns to events that took place in 1919, when Arsenal football club bribed their way into the football league.

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

@timothy1883_ I missed that game, was at my football clubs agm listening on a little radio, as soon as they scored that goal I just knew it was all over.

[Stan's Account @tristandross]

zack polanski said what?? about boobs??? i guess i have no choice but to vote for the eternal misery, war and paedophiles candidates then

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

Poor finish from Shaq there, got to do better.

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

Best side we’ve played for a while.

[Weeksy @weeksy11]

Gasheads ..... Come to the boot room pub by the county ground. Really welcoming 👍🏻

[Katherine Argent @effthealgorithm]

Search is full of ads and wrong answers. Every other email is an ad. Prime Video charges you and shows ads. Paramount? Ads. Peacock? YouTube? Hulu? Ads followed by more ads. Netflix full of ads. Meta and X, every other thing is an ad. Pinterest is nothing but ads. AI is in everything. AI finishes sentences incorrectly and won’t stop. AI reads your email and search history to target you with more ads. Every time you open an app or visit a site there’s an update making it worse. In a hurry? First, click here to agree to terms you don’t have time to read and must accept. You need an account to do that. Change your temporary password. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email and enter that code. Now use a passkey. Your password is too simple to remember. Change it. No, not like that. Now log on. Enter your 2FA code. Check your email for a code… Welcome back! We’ve updated our terms of service and privacy policy (you have none). Subscribe to the site. Subscribe to Netflix. Subscribe to toilet paper. Subscribe to these groceries. Pay a membership fee for the right to subscribe then tip your driver who delivers the subscriptions your membership lets you subscribe to. Time to work? We’ve got to update your laptop and will slow down everything you do until you agree to update. But first, click here to agree. Update installed — your laptop’s broken now. It doesn’t matter, since your boss just replaced you with AI. Go to your phone to complain on social media. Wait, your phone needs an update so we can add more AI. Click here. Oh sorry, your phone can’t handle this update. Now it’s useless. Go get the newest phone. Here’s a text from a friend, an email, a voice mail they left three days ago but you didn’t see until now because of sync problems with the cloud. It’s their GoFundMe. Their MLM. Their Patreon. Never mind, you didn’t respond to their text within 9 minutes and now you’re no longer friends. They blocked you. Make new friends. Download this app to find people in your area. In your neighborhood. On your street. Two doors down from you. Do you know this person yet, we think you’d get along. You need an account to use this app. That username is taken. Enter a password. Not that one, you used it on another site. You need to be connected to WiFi to download the app. Allow the app to connect to other devices on your network. Allow the app to access your contacts, know your precise location, store your credit card details. Oops, sorry, we got hacked now all that info is available on the web. There’s a class action suit. You can join. It’ll take a decade to get your $3.73 share of the ten billion settlement. We’ll send it via PayPal or deposit it to your bank, just tell us those details. Oh no, another hack. That info is circulating now, too. Here’s a spam call, a spam email, a spam text. Why are you angry? Why are you talking about getting rid of your phone? Why don’t you like AI, it lets us make all of this easier? Do you know how ridiculous that sounds? This is progress. You’ll be left behind. Do you want to be left behind? Do you???

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

@Feargal_Sharkey Done and shared.

[Feargal Sharkey @Feargal_Sharkey]

I need 100,000 signatures to win a parliamentary debate about the ownership of the water industry.

Do your thing internet.

https://t.co/kZz1cXBtz3

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

@brimmo_ @timothy1883_ Fivesies.

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

Anyone get tickets for Jack White on the presale?

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

My first favourite Gas player.

[FootballRetroPlus @robertmdaws]

DAVID WILLIAMS 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
He joined @NorwichCityFC from Bristol Rovers in 1985. He made 74 appearances, scoring 12 goals, and was part of the squad that won the Second Division championship in 1985–86.
While at Norwich, he earned five caps for the Wales national team in 1986.

[Rains @RaineyMartin]

@90sFootballUK1 Trev and John, painter decorators.