Lorraine Knowles 🤪

I ❤ theatre. I long to be Alice in Wonderland but make do with being a Business Administrator 🥴. I'm completely bonkers quite possibly the best thing to be ❤

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

I am worried that either there are strangers living here or I have accidentally opened a commercial laundry and forgotten to tell myself 🙄😳

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

Back from a long Twitter break. The reason for the break - phone died, changed phone, couldn’t remember Twitter username and password for months, had an epiphany, now back! That’s it basically 🤪🙄😁

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

Once you hit a certain age you become permanently unimpressed by a lot of shit 🥴🙄😬
#justsaying

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

Bought a huge bag of Swizzels sweets for the trick or treaters 🎃. Problem is they keep calling to me "OPEN ME". Part of me says "DO IT!" Part of me says "THEY'RE FOR THE CHILDREN!".  And now I'm flipping arguing with myself about it 🙄🥴🤪

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

Did you know that by replacing your morning coffee with green tea you can lose up to 87% of what little joy you still have in life! 🤪🤣😁🥴

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

@JohnGovier 🤣🤪😮🥴😘

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

I've just had an advert for "Crocs" come up on my Facebook feed. WTF! What kind of person do they think I am?! 🤣🤣🤣

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

Is it just me, when we have a Bank Holiday I literally have no idea what day it is for the rest of the week?! 🤪🙄🥴😁
#PickADay

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

@tinker4211 🤣🤣

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

I'm actually going out out tonight with friends for a curry, drinks and a long overdue catch up. I am just Googling "how to behave in public" because I basically can't remember! 🤣🤪🥴🙄😊😷
#ItsBeenALongTime

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

@sarahcsly Oh lord, don't say that 🥴🙄🤣

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

I've downloaded the couch to 5k app. Mmmmmmm this could be interesting because a runner I am not! 🥴🤪 Determined to lose weight and get fit both body and soul! Watch this space! 🙄😬🤔
#IAmNotDesignedToRun
#Size10WouldBeNice
#MentalHealthMatters

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

When you start a new job and everything is Apple and you've used Windows literally your whole life 💻. Is it normal to spend three hours looking for the '@' key? Nothing is where it should be!🥴🤣🤪
#NewChallenge
#LovingIt ❤

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

After 37 years of working for local government today is my last day before moving on to pastures new. A message from one of my colleagues was
"Good Luck! As you slide down the bannister of life, may the splinters be facing the right way" 
Let's hope so 🥴🤣🤪

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

Mmmmmm the winds of change have begun to blow 🤔😊 I'll keep you posted 🤪
#newbeginnings

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

When you come home and your husband looks and says "have you had your hair cut?" WTF! I've had 12 chuffing inches cut off. YES I've had my hair cut ........ a lot!!! 🤪🤣🥴🙄

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

When you move in to a new house with a doorbell and you've never had a doorbell before. Every time it rings we are like "what's that noise?" 🙄🥴🤣
#WhatIsThisWizardry
#WeAreUsedToKnockers

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

It's our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities! ❤ #DumbledoreWasSoRight

[Lorraine Knowles 🤪 @RainyKnowles]

No sermon, no eulogy, stunning in it's simplicity. A remarkable man laid to rest in an incredibly moving way, simply perfect ❤
#PrincePhillipfuneral