Rufus

I'm the greatest martial artist in America ... No, the world ... Wait, the entire universe! And the next one!! Multiverse (RP profile #Wolfpack)

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@RepIoidZero NOBODY ASKED YOU, YOU OVERGROWN CELL PHONE.

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

MAN. I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ANYONE IN A LONG TIME.

THEY WOULDN'T BE AVOIDING ME, WOULD THEY?

NAH, OF COURSE NOT. THEY PROBABLY JUST GOT BUSY OR SOMETHING.

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@ReploidOfLgnd I DUNNO. I'VE NOT SEEN HIM IN A COUPLE OF DAYS.

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@ReploidOfLgnd I DON'T KNOW WHAT A REPTILOID IS, BUT IF IT'S A SASSY BUNCH OF METAL, THEN YEAH. SAME HAIR, SAME SWORD, SAME NAME.

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@ReploidOfLgnd WHAT HAPPENED TO YA? YOU GET YOUR HEAD TOO CLOSE TO A MAGNET OR SOMETHIN'?

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@ReploidOfLgnd ANOTHER COPY WITH BLONDE HAIR AND THAT RED GETUP. NOT LIKELY, BUCKO.

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@ReploidOfLgnd PLEASE, DROP THE ACT. THAT RED ARMOR, THE PONYTAIL, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY ZERO. DON'T TRY TO PULL ONE OVER ON OL' RUFUS.

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@ReploidOfLgnd YEAH, I'M TALKIN' TO YOU. WHAT ARE YOU RAMBLING ABOUT THIS TIME?

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@ReploidOfLgnd WHAT ARE YA BLABBIN' ON ABOUT THIS TIME, METAL MOUTH?

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@Agent_Chun_Li DEAL! I SHOULD BE BACK IN TWO MINUTES ...

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@Agent_Chun_Li I DUNNO WHERE THEY LIVE. I'M NOT SOME SORTA STALKER, BUT I KNOW THEY'RE OUT THERE!

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@Agent_Chun_Li YEAH! WHAT ABOUT ALL OF MY ADORING FANS, HUH?

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@Agent_Chun_Li So what does a guy have to do to get in on this action?

PEOPLE LOVE ME. THEY'RE CRYING OUT FOR ME TO BE BACK IN THE SPOTLIGHT.

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@SparkingIdol So when do I start?

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@SparkingIdol Make it $300 and you've got a deal.

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@SparkingIdol Oh, I dunno. Make me an offer!

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@SparkingIdol Nah, I'm used to the travel. Just lemme know what the gig pays!

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@SparkingIdol Hmm ... That's not a bad idea. You know anyone who's hirin'?

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

@RepIoidZero WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN YOU SASSY BUCKET OF CIRCUITS?

[Rufus @RaiseTheRufus]

ANYBODY KNOW WHERE A GUY WITH NO EXPERIENCE AND NO SKILLS BESIDES MOTORCYCLE REPAIR AND MARTIAL ARTS CAN GET JOB?