Burnt Raisins

Random things that are probably only funny to @ksjsaige and @ashleykiwi26

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Ashley's face when she realizes she actually has to go to college.

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I want to be an aspen tree. I’ve thought about it before

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Your favorite raisin squad graduated today! Don't worry - we still have the summer to say dumb things to each other!

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"It's hard to eat with a banana in your elbow"

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"If you made a conscious decision to take [AP Physics], that obviously says something about your intelligence level*"

*you're stupid

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"You gotta jam. If you don't jam, what's the point?"

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"Never bring a knife to a gun fight...but always bring a banana" 🍌

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"My friend can do a really good Stitch impression"
"No I can't!" (Obviously not being the friend referred to)

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"Telepathic? More like telepathetic"

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"I make good decisions"

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"Hop! Skip! Jump! ... Trip! Oh No! Blood! Death!"

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"I'm historically better than you"

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"Lettuce is decent"

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"At this point we have no way of knowing if this is Iowa or Nebraska"

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"I'd like to return my burrito. There was a weather in it"

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"I'm obviously the funner"

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"AP Physics or die...I'm pretty sure both options will end the same"

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"I'm not yelling. This is me raising my voice"

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"When I was in elementary school, we went in a janitor's closet and chewed mints"

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"It's hard to resuscitate from murder"