I used to love my old twitter account, then everyone from work found me. This is my new account. Also, I am superb at parallel parking...
#LFC#YNWA#JFT96
For Liverpool to win a trophy they may have to beat. (High Probability)
Man City (x2)
PSG
Bayern
Real Madrid
Barcelona
Arsenal
Chelsea
For Arsenal to win a trophy...
Man City 3x
Bodo Glimpt
Leverkusen
Sporting Lisbon
Southampton
Barcelona
"If you stay here, they will build a statue for you. If you leave, I'm going to take it personally and build the best motherf***ing squad in the history of the club, you rat."
- Sheikh John W Henrikh
Was reading Surah An’am and there’s a verse that translates to “your Lord has made it obligatory on himself to be merciful to you” and I put my Quran down and took a deep sigh. A higher being who has nothing to gain from me has made it compulsory on HIMSELF to be merciful to me?
2x PL Title winner
1x UCL Winner
4x PL Golden Boot winner (1st)
3x PFA POTY winner (1st)
2x Playmaker Award winner
483 G/A in 653 club games
92 G/A in 103 national team games
Happy 33rd Birthday to the greatest player in Liverpool, Egyptian NT and Premier League History. 🇪🇬👑