raizel (she/they)

✡︎ • accidental fan account • instagram: @raizelmaya

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

now why is my upstairs neighbor vacuuming at 11pm

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

living with your family can be fun sometimes bc every once in a while someone will come home with something cool like a slushy maker and then you get to spend a full week slushifying every single liquid you can think of

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

@NoahKahan i’m sure you care a little

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HE PLAYED MAINE WITHOUT ME

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

quinn baby that is NOT your color

[NHL @NHL]

Matthew Tkachuk, Charlie McAvoy, Brock Nelson, Connor Hellebuyck, Jack Hughes and Quinn Hughes have hit the red carpet at the ESPYs! 🤩

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7 hour drive 🤝 listening to noah kahan’s entire discography

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

robbers by the 1975

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

it is one billion degrees in chicago and i hate it!

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

sobbing to orbiter oh my god

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

just saw the fattest rat

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sitting in my alley on the porch listening to noah kahan alongside the rats. it’s where i belong

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

noah kahan playing call your mom tonight while i’m stuck mere blocks away should be illegal!!

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

i will be listening from my back porch and sobbing

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Call your mom tonight queen?

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

hello noah kahan can i make you a brisket i would like to show my gratitude to you @NoahKahan please and thank you

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

me desperately wanting to go to philly 🙈

[sharkie akgae @sjsharkiez]

never ask a sports fan about their dream vacation destination cause it’s gonna be some shit like pittsburgh

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

john mulaney is yelling outside my window

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matt boldy was in my dream last night and i asked him what quinn hughes was like irl and his response was “yeah he’s one weird motherfucker” 😭😭😭😭

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

literacy

[nirful @H_0CKEY]

Tkachuk-Bennett-Tkachuk who the fuck is stopping that line

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welp i guess i’m glad i can direct all my tkachuk hate to one team now

[raizel (she/they) @RaizelMaya]

dating app but for connecting people with boats to people who wanna be on one