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hotter than curry

[raj  @RajMahal_]

Spontaneously bought this jacket in Vegas last week and then got roasted by everybody I know😪

[raj  @RajMahal_]

@ugliwench what happened to brillionaire

[raj  @RajMahal_]

why does the minecraft rendition look buff and the anime versions look so pissed off

[raj  @RajMahal_]

i’m deleting twitter again, see yall in 2027

[raj  @RajMahal_]

it’s 2025 why can i still not find the girls im talking to on twitter from their phone numbers? what better way to find the most unhinged ones than going through their tweets

[raj  @RajMahal_]

what they don’t tell you about getting a herniated disc- you instantly become a fat piece of shit who eats nutella all day and burns 5 calories a day, going from couch to cabinet to get a new tub of nutella

[raj  @RajMahal_]

herniated a disc the day i turned 30. this karma for all the old jokes i made, i can’t be too upset about it

[raj  @RajMahal_]

redownloaded twitter after 2 years, how do i delete every tweet ive tweeted so far @elonmusk

[Latjor Tot @LatjorTot]

Bama Rush

[raj  @RajMahal_]

@TheGroovyKing no

[raj  @RajMahal_]

@TheGroovyKing i’ve been out for 6 years and i still get ‘em

[raj  @RajMahal_]

@TheGroovyKing i’ll do it

[raj  @RajMahal_]

big fan of espresso martinis

[raj  @RajMahal_]

@MichaelaOkla why do you need a grappling hook

[raj  @RajMahal_]

@5643YehRight naps make me more tired

[raj  @RajMahal_]

Joe is just the creepiest mf ever and has no shame about it #you

[raj  @RajMahal_]

one good thing about winter storms, im so bored that i got on hinge. and i’m killin it

[raj  @RajMahal_]

doordash turned delivery off, and now i’ve gotta go find food on foot during a winter storm. i feel like a caveman

[raj  @RajMahal_]

plastic ducks are taking over my apartment

[Disco Dan Harmonica @disco_dan666]

@fiImgal No one is more surprised by this relationship than Eric