🚨🔴⚪️ BREAKING: Bruno Guimarães to Arsenal, HERE WE GO! 🇧🇷
Agreement in place with Newcastle after long talks and personal terms in place with Bruno since July. Fee worth £75m.
New midfielder for Mikel Arteta. 🔜
🚨 Arsenal nearing total agreement with Newcastle United to sign Bruno Guimaraes. Desire among all parties to bring situation to close + deal now on course for completion - 28yo awaiting #NUFC permission to undergo medical & seal #AFC switch @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/FA65Uh0Nfr
"We salute the rank, not the man"
Fuck off. Your rank is at my cock bro
My income tax pays your salary
Infact you should salute me
Been to reservist 3 cycles already, I have never saluted anyone or called anyone Sir
Come suck
🇷🇺Russia: The Soviet Union no longer exists, can you let us into NATO like everyone else?
🇺🇸USA: No
🇷🇺Russia: Okay, but can you please not threaten us by expanding NATO to the East?
🇺🇸USA: No
🇷🇺Russia: Alright, we saw you're developing new missile systems, will you let us work on them with you?
🇺🇸USA: No
🇷🇺Russia: Fine, hypersonic missiles it is, but can you at least not put military bases right in front of our borders?
🇺🇸USA: No
🇷🇺Russia: Well, you just carried out a military coup to overthrow a democratic election in Ukraine, can we still have a friendly relationship with them?
🇺🇸USA: No
Russia: Gotcha, but the people of Crimea are really pissed off about that coup, can you please let them have independence?
🇺🇸USA: No
🇷🇺Russia: Roger, but surely you can at the very least stop bombing the civilians living in Donbass, right?
🇺🇸USA: No
🇷🇺Russia: Huh, we've been trying to find a diplomatic solution for a 8 years but you refuse to even talk to us... I guess that if you want to use military force to solve issues so much we have no choice but to do the same.
🇺🇸USA: OH MY GOD PUTIN IS A MADMAN, AN IMPERIALIST GENOCIDAL DICTATOR, LITERALLY THE SECOND COMING OF HITLER, WE MUST STOP HIM AT ANY COST BEFORE HE TRIES TO CONQUER ALL OF EUROPE
#SigerDetBare
🚨 𝐁𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆: Arsenal and Newcastle United have reached a total agreement on an £80 million deal for Bruno Guimaraes.
The Brazilian is FINALLY on his way to Arsenal! 🔥
🚨 Vinicius Junior future entering crucial stage - talks in coming days over extension at Real Madrid, free exit 2027 or join Arsenal now. #AFC all in & 26yo winger attracted by opportunity if no #RMFC renewal. W/ @MarioCortegana@gunnerblog@TheAthleticFC https://t.co/9cMEiffQfN
Rafael Leao + Bruno Guimaraes is all Arsenal need to be all conquering this coming season
Best squad in Europe. We will have everything. Pace, power, discipline, flair, strength, stamina. Cb name it la. We will have it
Arsenal's squad depth as of now:
🔵 Key player
🟢 New signing
🔴 Available for transfer/Open to offers
Arsenal kick off our Premier League campaign against Coventry on 22 August. The board need to move much faster in the transfer market.
O maior erro da carreira do Messi foi não ter se aposentado em 2022.
Se ele pára ali, campeão do mundo, finalmente se igualando ao Diego, logo todo mundo ia se esquecer dos pênaltis mandrakes e da proteção da arbitragem.
"Você tem q parar no auge, quando todo mundo pede pra vc continuar" dizia o Pelé.
Se o Messi se aposentasse em 2022, seria uma despedida de Pelé.
Mas agora ele será pra sempre associado à manipulação da arbitragem, à proteção da Fifa e por liderar um time q jogou sujo e não soube perder.
Ninguém perdeu mais essa copa q o Messi. Perdeu o título, perdeu respeito internacional, perdeu a admiração de muitos.
Q desastre de relações públicas hein hermano?