Rajuju Smith Schuster

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[Tony Posnanski @tonyposnanski]

Same person under two different presidents.

[A24 @A24]

You see how this looks, right? Lance Oppenheim's PRIMETIME produced by and starring Robert Pattinson as famed To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen, inspired by true events. Have a seat September 25.

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[L7 | Petey @peteyburn]

Kinda funny that if ur religion loses enough wars it gets downgraded to mythology after a generation or two

[Jesse Livermore @Jesse_Livermore]

Hard to even process -- a president selling market-moving information to banks and wealthy investors in advance of everyone else, and personally pocketing hundreds of millions of dollars from it. This alone is more worthy of impeachment than 100 Watergate cover-ups.

[Rajuju Smith Schuster @RajujuSS]

@SidKhurana3607 Do you have a thread of all of these?

[Rajuju Smith Schuster @RajujuSS]

@user177635076 @MurrayHillGuy1 It genuinely blows my mind that 70% of his responses are retards who think the posts are real

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

It really is astounding that the most reliable way to know whether Benjamin Netanyahu is in Washington is that John Fetterman puts on a suit to show respect to his leader, but not for anyone else, including American leaders.

[Tanya @tanyaelisabethh]

Truly the perfect example of the liberal mind

[quinn 🍁 @moekaboobs]

Yeah all of us get raped for living retard it's called having a job

[Andrew Isker 🌳🪓 @BonifaceOption]

It’s the perfect joke.

They can’t articulate why it is offensive without admitting their beliefs are fake.

What is she supposed to say? “How dare you compare me to a man pretending to be a woman?”

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald]

John Fetterman says he and Lindsey Graham bonded over -- his words -- ''our love and devotion to Israel."

In what other country can elected officials just constantly and repeatedly proclaim their "devotion" to a foreign country this way?

[Toni Kroos @ToniKroos]

Football won

[cabral @doctor_cabral]

Imagine living in fucking Arkansas and being afraid of Sharia law taking over. You people are schizophrenic

[Books Behind Borders @MHTruthUltra]

I remember when I was young they had these people called “investigative journalists” who could find out stuff like if a senator was dead or not

[Jonathan Fine @jonathanbfine]

one thing you just never could have expected was fifa, creator of the fifa peace prize, and donald trump, the only recipient of the fifa peace prize, engaging in transparent corruption

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Hotep Dean Martin @DaudReaboi]

Its still kind of wild to me how Hasan and Destiny knew Charlie Kirk on a first name basis, did political collab/debates with him, and still mock his murder. Shows how shallow they really are