It was a pleasure to try my hand at making fortune cookies at the Golden Gate Fortune Cookie Factory (with a little guidance from owner Kevin Chan, of course).
The message inside?
“United We Stand.”
deplorables who live hand-to-mouth and barely earn a living wage blow a fucking gasket every time I suggest life might be better if the wealthy paid higher taxes, so brilliant brainwashing job there, plutocrats, I tip my hat to you sociopath shitheads, you really conned the rubes
BREAKING: CNN's Jim Acosta BRILLIANTLY responded to Trump saying CNN should apologize for not telling the Truth
HE SAID THIS
“Mr. President, I think our record on delivering the truth is a lot better than yours sometimes."
mic drop
remember when our president calmed a nervous nation and tasked the finest minds in the land with conquering the coronavirus threat? me neither, but I do remember when the stupid fuck defunded the CDC and fired our entire pandemic response team and never bothered to replace them
Taxpayers have a right to know how much of their money is lining the President’s pockets.
Trump shouldn’t have the option to hide it.
I’ve introduced legislation to require disclosure of government spending that directly benefits presidents and their businesses.
Let’s find out
It’s time to call this what it is. There is a Russian asset in the White House supported by more russian assets in the @GOP congress.
Russia is looking to help Trump win in 2020, election security official told lawmakers
https://t.co/mF27afIQmr
PDDNI = Principal Deputy Director of National Intelligence.
He's out, too?
Who's actually going to run the place, then, while Ric Grenell's there?
(Because it's not actually going to be Grenell, not with his perfect zero of intel experience, and his 3 weeks max on the job)
We count on the intelligence community to inform Congress of any threat of foreign interference in our elections.
If reports are true and the President is interfering with that, he is again jeopardizing our efforts to stop foreign meddling.
Exactly as we warned he would do.
Disastrous new interview from Donelon. He said again he supports widows and single women being charged more even if they have perfect driving records and bizzarely claimed insurance companies don't make money, then blamed the legislature. #lagov#lalege
https://t.co/z1PsjGQONC
Susan Rice, *while sitting next to John Bolton at an event last night*:
"It's inconceivable to me that if I had firsthand knowledge of gross abuse of presidential power that I would withhold my testimony from a constitutional accountability process.” https://t.co/oncNCFtYoN
Since you (and your mental nursemaids) in Fox don’t know what the word “inexplicable” means, let me help you; it was explicable because YOUR Justice Department didn’t find sufficient evidence to prosecute him.
Did Fred feed you lead paint chips when you were a child?