Luke

We're not so different: you and I.

[Luke @Rakuli]

Because Dot's gone

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https://t.co/83xdUQO3v8 now becomes masterchefcomau

#masterchefau

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I'm starting a Go Fund Me buy a thesaurus for the #masterchefau judges.

Hopefully we can absolutely smash it

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This guy's full of it. The OG dim sim comes frozen in packets, is deep-fried, and served from hot boxes at highway truck stops.

#masterchefau

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Sofia sporting the "Judge a cooking competition at 8pm, drop from an oak tree and get hoarded by a squirrel at 10pm" look tonight.

#masterchefau #acorn-shiek #copper-pot

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"A light bit dirty...", "A little bit dirty ..."

This sandwich tastes like it's full of ...

https://t.co/LRm8lVytpP

#masterchefau

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Is it just me, or has it been a few episodes since the last invocation of the "Nonna" (or local equivalent)?

I hope the viral didn't get to them.

#masterchefau

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Here's a tip for any #masterchefau contestant thinking to replace potato with sweet potato.

No.
Stop.
Go back.

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I'd be keeping an eye on Casper in case he tries to slip a whole mango or watermelon inside the dish. #masterchefau

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Dot pulling the biggest #masterchefau middle-manager move.

"Yeah, here's an idea. But I don't know how I'd actually make it, so you can be lead on this"

[Luke @Rakuli]

I really hope watching #masterchefau this week is like a vaccine against Tik Tok so I never catch viral influencers ever again

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Poh always looks like she's ready for a post-coital cigarette after a good meal #masterchefau

[Luke @Rakuli]

Andy: when I call your name, please step forward

Andy: Olaolu ...

Me: *stepping forward* omg, I love you you

#masterchefau

[Luke @Rakuli]

Breaking news!

Google and Meta in a bidding war to buy #masterchefau

Zuckerberg was quoted as saying, "It's the perfect ad delivery device."

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#masterchefau producers: Aaron, Dot. First time safe up on the gantry. What do you want to wear?

Aaron & Dot: *without looking at each other* Matrix themed smart casual

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#masterchefau editing team always spend the first few weeks ensuring some contestants never appear on screen so they can pop them into an episode like a dramatic soap opera twist

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#masterchefau judges: What have you brought us for this 36-minute cook?

Me: *lifts enormous cloche to reveal 18 bowls of 2-minute noodles*

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#masterchefau producer: ok, team, we've been on the air for a while now, we need some themes for this season

writer 1: Mr Beast tie in?

producer: 😑

writer 2: Squid game--

producer: 😒

writer 3: ah ... breakfast and dinner?

mc producer: that. is. ... fucking brilliant

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I hope they let Jeff keep the pie so he can finish decoratively scoring the crust. #masterchefau

[Luke @Rakuli]

I mean no disrespect here, but Jeff gives off the air of an autistic person who mistakenly walked into the #masterchefau auditions, and having enjoyed the focus that came from cooking, stuck around to really get that spiral tight on top of the pie crust.