Rallers

Yorkshireman. Blog writer for @sticker500. Guitarist in @YTMFband. Singer/guitarist in @withdrawretreat.

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@itvfootball Probably not, but that is why the Premier League is crap.

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How can the Manchester United manager literally hide from a penalty shoot out and expect to have any credibility? It was cowardly, and I don’t understand how Amorim can be taken seriously after that. Ps. From a #GTFC fan, thanks Ruben. #manunited #EFLCup #Amorim #MUFC #ManUtd

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I’m so glad that we got rid of Southgate, I hated having a successful, competitive England team. Much better having a team that plays worse football and loses. In Tuchel we trust.

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Spurs going for Thomas Frank after sacking Ange Postecoglou seems a great fit. Finishing upper mid-table, no success in the cups. Like slipping into a comfy pair of old slippers.

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@SpursOfficial Absolute joke of a club. Sack Mourinho when he gets you to a cup final. Sack Ange when he wins a trophy. Good luck getting the next ‘man of the moment’ manager and sacking him in 18-24 months time. Again.

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But, he’s got a bald head and a greying beard, surely he was going to lead them to the treble?

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“ Manchester United's 27-year-old England striker Marcus Rashford, who is on loan at Aston Villa, has not given up hope of joining Barcelona this summer. (Sun)”

Nice one, Marcus. Keep dreaming fella.

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#FuryUsyk2 was the most enthralling fight I’ve seen in years - went by in a flash and could keep watching it all night. Both absolute masters of their craft and without comparison in this era.

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Anyone thinking of attending #thejingleclaw @brumhippodrome I strongly advise against it. The whole production is completely inappropriate for young children.

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@foodgov Can you please post clarification of this advice given you are still sending out alerts with new products to avoid? Logic dictates we can’t trust this advice if new cross-contamination is still being uncovered. As someone with an anaphylactic allergy the ambiguity isn’t helpful.

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BBC Sport: “Carsley decided to throw it all up in the air with an attacking game-plan that looked thrilling on paper. Perhaps it should have stayed exactly there.”

Let the bloody handbrake off didn’t he.

#ENGGRE #Carsley #EnglandvGreece

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@TicketmasterUK doing what Ticketmaster does best. #oasisreunion #Oasis25 #oasis

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@Sticker500 Deductions formerly known as points has a ring to it.

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@Sticker500 That would suggest it is acceptable for anyone to use it. Which it isn’t. Ever.

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@Sticker500 😂😂

The streets won’t forget the period in the first lockdown when I predominantly blogged about myself too.

Plus, Blackburn did buy the title.

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@Sticker500 SACKED: Me and Gareth Southgate, two men whose contributions will only be fully appreciated with the passage of time. Good luck getting Frank Lampard in to replace me, his blog on his holiday in Ayia Napa with Rio Ferdinand and Kieron Dyer will be wild.

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@Sticker500 You say that, but Poch 👀 handbrake off Trent 🔥 This team 😍 Let’s gooooo.

You’ll be pleased to know that I’m rapidly running out of X formally known as Twitter football insights.

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@Sticker500 Yeah, but mate, Pep Klopp shackles off xG baller.