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I see you've played knifey spoony before

[RallyPants @RallyPants]

Trump’s speech writer: hmm people love pets..I should have him say “immigrants are taking jobs so our pets can’t eat” - yes perfect. No way he can mess that up…

[ASPCA @ASPCA]

🐶🐱 BILL MOVES FORWARD TO COLORADO GOVERNOR’S DESK🎉HB 1068, which will help CO pet owners afford housing, is on its way to the Governor for a signature! Thank you to our sponsors @ValdezforCO, @FaithWinterCO & @sonyajlewis for working to get this critical bill passed #coleg

[RallyPants @RallyPants]

#coleg

[ASPCA @ASPCA]

COLORADO: Don’t Let Pet Restrictions Tear Families Apart! House Bill 23-1068 would remove barriers to pets in housing, making it possible for families to find and keep homes that welcome their beloved pets. Ask your state senator to support this bill: https://t.co/Bm84b9i5cX

[ASPCA @ASPCA]

Re-tweet if you want to #EndPuppyMills! Goldie was forced to produce puppies for profit. She died in a USDA-licensed breeding facility without love, care, or help. In honor of Goldie, we urge Congress to pass #GoldiesAct! Take action here: https://t.co/q8yUr6SqQ4

[Humane Colorado @humanecolorado]

Colorado can lead the nation in creating the best outcomes for every shelter cat and dog #adoptgoodpolicy #adoptscs #COpolitics #COleg #HB1160

[RallyPants @RallyPants]

Very exciting! #coleg

[Humane Colorado @humanecolorado]

SB104 passed today! This bill is instrumental in providing protection to animals across the state of Colorado! Thank you Sen. @JohnCooke4SD13 and Rep. @Dylan_RobertsCO for helping Colorado animals!

[Humane Colorado @humanecolorado]

Hello...spring?! Although it may not feel like it here in Denver, today is the first day of spring! These little snow bunnies are certainly loving it😀

[Humane Colorado @humanecolorado]

Adopt good habits ... starting with a dog 🤣😉 Joking aside, studies have shown that owning an animal can lower your blood pressure and help control your stress levels. Happier often equals healthier. Visit https://t.co/DgG5KCZrhW to view adoptable pets!

[RallyPants @RallyPants]

@shoptaraeveland What kind of doctor is a Cannacian?

[Humane Colorado @humanecolorado]

Improve the lives of pets today and tomorrow with Socially Conscious Sheltering. You can make a difference. https://t.co/5Tp4g8rgI9
#AdoptGoodPolicy #adoptscs

[Humane Colorado @humanecolorado]

More than 100 sheriffs, district attorneys, animal welfare agencies and officers across the state agree – SB 20-104 will make a big difference in the lives of Colorado animals! #coleg

[RallyPants @RallyPants]

Late night Denver sports + early morning Denver babies = an exponential increase in caffeine. #denvernuggets #ColoradoAvalanche

[RallyPants @RallyPants]

Paid family and medical leave is good for ALL Coloradans. That's why 63% of voters support #COFAMLI. @nancytodd28 @PeteLeeColorado
@Zenzinger_AtoZ @joannginal It is time to pass the #FAMLIact #coleg

[RallyPants @RallyPants]

#proudtopay my taxes and pay for the public investments that give my (and all) kids a brighter future!

[9to5 Colorado @9to5Colorado]

Wow y'all! Over FIFTY- thats right 5 0 - virtual submissions in support of #cofamli! We know that Coloradans want #paidleave and now we're making sure everyone else knows that too! #Coleg #COFAMLI

[Bell Policy Center @BellPolicy]

"Almost 1 out of 10 Coloradans are acting as unpaid caregivers," Judith says. "It's clear Coloradans want a fair chance to be both a caregiver and an employee." @9to5Colorado #coleg #FAMLI #SB188

[Maggie Gómez @maggielgomez]

#COFAMLI would help Colorado families avoid facing homelessness or bankruptcy should a family or medical emergency occur. It’s a common sense policy that hardworking families deserve. #coleg #COpolitics #healthequity #cohealth

[Alec Garnett @AlecGarnett]

This bill will save lives. #ERPO #coleg #copolitics
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[RallyPants @RallyPants]

If eating old gummy bears I found in my glove box is wrong, I don’t want to be right

[RallyPants @RallyPants]

I tried to explain heaven to my 3 yr old and he now believes that our ancestors just fly on an endless airplane ride to nowhere - which is ironic because I think that might be my hell #momwin #nailedit