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[Ralph @RalphClements]

@andersonforAL At some point the coyote will notice he’s overrun the cliff edge and start falling. Until then, we party on, I guess, spending money we don’t have and can’t possibly pay back.

[Ralph @RalphClements]

@andersonforAL @JudgeMinor Remind me to tell you the story of UA law graduate (pre-bar exam requirement) Buckethead Fant. A legend among the Tuscaloosa legal community, for all the wrong reasons.

[U.S. Department of the Interior @Interior]

As part of preparations for America’s 250th anniversary, Interior is reviewing wildlife nomenclature to better reflect the nation’s history and character.

Following this review, the raccoon (Procyon lotor) will be renamed the Liberty Bandit, effective April 1, 2026.

[Ralph @RalphClements]

@andersonforAL @JudgeDillard My personal favorite for the last decade has been Cambria. I learned after joining the Tax Tribunal that the staff knew immediately when it was my filing because they recognized the font.

[Ralph @RalphClements]

@andersonforAL I have friends who obsessively count each football team’s players before every play for the satisfaction of knowing a team has too many men on the field a second or two before the officials do. How could no one have realized there was an empty chair in the jury box?

[Ralph @RalphClements]

@andersonforAL That said, I read each and every case it produced to ensure the cases held what the AI claimed they held. That took me about another hour or two. Still, an 80% reduction in time spent. This is going to tear the heart out of transactional law firm models.

[Ralph @RalphClements]

@andersonforAL I used Westlaw’s version of AI to find the answer to a complicated question for a motion to dismiss I drafted recently. It did in 5 minutes what it would have taken me an entire day to do. Transactional law is going through a sea change.

[Cruz Oxenreider @TheRealCruzOx]

The Vibes Are Immaculate

[Ryan Phillips @JournoRyan]

UA announced this morning it’s bringing back the classic ‘Vault A’ Alabama logo on its newest collegiate license plate.

They will be available June 1.

Thoughts?

[Alabama Crimson Tide | AL.com @aldotcomTide]

“Have you called your Momma today?” — Bear Bryant

[Audrey fforbes-Hamilton @audrey_fforbes]

Alexander Churchill, great-great grandson of Sir Winston Churchill. #WestminsterAbbey #Churchill #VEDay80

[Ralph @RalphClements]

@JudsonMinges @DaleStarkA10 At that rate, it’s likely actual combatants were safer than bystanders in the sky. Kind of like a Birmingham drive-by: the safest person is going to be the person they’re actually shooting at.

[Lounge dawg(I am emotionally scarred) @lounge_dawg]

Monitoring for the pope announcement

[Ricky D Phillips - Military Historian @RDPHistory]

April 19th 1982: "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK".

Newsweek creates the single greatest headline literally EVER.

[Britain's Lost & Living Pubs @Britains___Pubs]

My favourite kind of pub is the kind that it's difficult to tell which century you're in.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

China Retaliates Against Tariffs By Putting Worse Fortunes Into Cookies https://t.co/ipuz9JiIXV

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Nation's Men Honor Val Kilmer By Quoting ‘Tombstone’ All Day Like Usual https://t.co/iMegCHMBqY

[Ralph @RalphClements]

@JudsonMinges @tempest_books F-22 looks like death on wings. F-35 looks like it was designed by a committee of people who hated one another.

[Greco Gum @GrecoGum]

We didn’t know how good we had it

[Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman]

oh you're upset about the Supreme Court? let me tell you a relevant story

the year was 1942 and an Ohio farmer was growing wheat on his own property and feeding it to his own animals...