Ralph the Dog

The first mascot in CFL history. Some would say the best, but bragging isn't my style

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Fact: Alex Singleton had 74 of 77 votes for Most Outstanding Defensive Player. Reaction: Who know Rod Pedersen had three votes?

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Your confusion is understandable but that's the same team that beat the Esks wearing black jerseys and white jerseys last week https://t.co/TFk5KVqTfC

[Rob Williams @RobWilliamsAB]

Thanks @CTVMorningYYC for helping us out while we're off the air, but what the hell is @CTVStanfield wearing?! #yeg #yyc

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All I can think is ... Poor John Chick

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Not crazy about those new Esks alternate uniforms ...

[Ron 🇨🇦📽️🐕 @rvink]

@Ralph_Dog Go Refs!?!?

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Yes one could say that https://t.co/GhClk9DPjF

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Riders or Eskimos? It reminds me of the time I was asked if I wanted gravel or 16-penny nails for supper #SomeChoice

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GOING OUT ON A LIMB HERE - IF JEFF REINEBOLD RETURNS TO CFL, IT WILL BE WITH THE REDBLACKS https://t.co/N7HkG6zNgE

[Jeff Reinebold @Jeff_Reinebold]

TACO CHARLETON GETS HIS 1st NFL SACK FOR BIG D - HEARD HE HAS STRUGGLED SOME IN CAMP - BOYS COULD REALLY USE HIS RUSH SKILLS @SkySportsNFL

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Doesn't the CRTC have a rule against Rod Black singing during a broadcast?

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I think by Twitter law you actually have to tell a joke now, B.G. https://t.co/y8hIi4P9Xc

[BG @BGrant84]

Wana hear a joke?

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Shane and Twain at the Grey Cup? Let's make this happen!

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This game won't go the Green Guys' way but paws up for dropping an "alas" into a tweet https://t.co/AOcmmOWGe9

[Saskatchewan Roughriders @sskroughriders]

Alas, it is not. https://t.co/yPxY19NSFe

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One of these times, instead of answering TSN's questions during 1/2 time interview, Chris Jones should just sing Ring of Fire

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Nice post pattern by that Saskatchewan DB ... #Doink

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Ah the old we're going for it, no we're punting trick. Chris Jones' version of the double move

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Yes, Carter made a nice catch last week but he also went into this game ranked 23rd in the CFL in receiving #PleaseTalkAboutSomeoneElse

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I'm pretty sure I saw steam trailing behind Kent Austin as he stormed down the sideline to call a timeout

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Not only is TSN kicking Zach Collaros when he's down, they're doing it with cute cartoons and silly music. Not even a Cat deserves that

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I think Angry Football Dude is the Eskimos' third-string kicker ...

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So Odell Willis clearly needs to learn his officiating signals ...