Ralph Wingrove

[No Context UK 🇬🇧 @UKNoContext]

match day. drag self out of bed. rougher than the state of jeffery dahmers fridge. huntin for bit of left over gear for perk me up. non. bags licked and ripped. the dog stares gormlessly at me then at his empty bowl. must need piss. put him outside. text dealer. no reply. clammin

[Jimmy Collins @JimmyCollinsJC]

Anyone got a number in Romania ?

[LADbible @ladbible]

Me when my 50p acca returns a whopping £2.67

@ODDSbible

[Ralph Wingrove @RalpheyRw]

@BSimmonds__

[Ralph Wingrove @RalpheyRw]

@BrodieSlape @RileyE1422 Where there’s a blame there’s a claim

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“Can we have a party this year?”

Boris:

[Lee Morris @LeeMorris_93]

When you order a chippy to specifically come at 7 o’clock but it comes at 10 past

[ًmargs🫧🪼 @pIanethuntr]

sorry but i am losing it at this

[Jake Stubbs @JStubbs0302]

How can a fucking sausage be upside down

[Brodie slape @BrodieSlape]

I’ve genuinly ran out of fucks to give about anything😂

[kieran🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇧🇪 @kieran_ashton1]

You had to be there

[whiz @frankwhiz1]

Alright, interesting.

[Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx]

My phone so dry I get more emails than I do texts