Downie Apple

Home of the 47th chromosome. A cesspool of clueless statements.

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"He couldn't be a monk, he was a white dude with an afro ... Wait, aren't monks only Asian?"

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"I wouldn't have sex with the best looking girl in the world if she was annoying." #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"I went to the wrong class on the first day and stayed there for the whole three hours." #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"I would only go to Montreal to play Texas Hold 'Em." #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome #Montreal2014/15

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"The kid is a genious (sic)... I spelt tht word rite tho." #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"Experience is more important than theory... It doesn't matter I can just read up on it and that will make up for experience." #Ralphisms

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"I know, I'm retarted (sic)." #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"Every movie and song ever mentions the title of the work in it ... Yeah, instrumental music doesn't count." #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"Smokers look relieved when they smoke because they are taking deep breaths. " #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"I'm going swimming at the beach tonight at 11PM... Of course I'll be able to see." #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

We've reached 100 Ralphisms! As a serious reminder, please keep small children away from Ralph and call CPS if you see him around one.

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"A GED is the same thing as a high school diploma... Wait, what? I've been saying I have a GED on all of my applications." #Ralphisms

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"I know the five boroughs of New York."
*ten minutes later*
"I can't believe I couldn't remember Manhattan."#Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"Ghana is in South America. " #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"That lady had a cancer rag on... What the hell is a bandana?" #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"When I have a kid Im going to dress him up in the same clothes every day and make a flipbook of his pictures."#Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"I'll upload a picture to Youtube." #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"Nicaragua is located in Africa." #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"Middle Eastern people are called rabbis, right?" #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome

[Downie Apple @Ralphism47]

"Hormones and sperm are the same thing. They inject people with sperm or eggs to do sex-change operations." #Ralphisms #The47thChromosome