Ralph “Razzmatazz” Pillsner

livin quietly since ‘77. Prov lax alum (‘99). White collar hands, Blue collar heart

[Ralph “Razzmatazz” Pillsner @RalphpillsBEER]

8am conditioning tomorrow. Why do I play college sports #shrink #theworst

[Ralph “Razzmatazz” Pillsner @RalphpillsBEER]

Table opened right when I got to the bar. #sweetttttt

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How is it only Friday man. #chud #washed

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Someone take eBay away from me. I can’t keep spending money on outrageous jerseys

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I really thought Bella Thorne was on her deathbed after watching her Dyslexia commercial on Disney channel.
#shakeitup

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Curb on the 75inch tv. #nice

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Getting some authentic Idaho food tonight. #chilis3formechamp #surethang

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Real cream lover #LANK @Zaccornelius_

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@BarstoolBigCat I’m coming for the record #detroitzoo #electric

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Well there goes my peaceful Wednesday #realmencried

[Russell Westbrook @russwest44]

Sometimes you don’t even know when you’ve already watched the end.

You had to be there. And now it’s over.

[Ralph “Razzmatazz” Pillsner @RalphpillsBEER]

At the mall and told my girl I’ll step outside the store to give her space. (hoping she buys me a Lego set because of this)
#roleplayer #doyourjob

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Mt Rushmore of best feelings: This
@BarstoolBigCat @PFTCommenter @Philly_Mays @hen_ease @Zaccornelius_ @PardonMyMeme

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Football is back. And let me say, I’m glad to see Zonovan “Bam” Knight, running that rock.

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Is hotel lobby bathroom on the MT Rushmore of places to shit? #theREALamericandream

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Real doctors wear the crown #DrPETER

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Go ahead and add Terrion Arnold to that list

[Detroit Lions @Lions]

The Lions have declared the following players Physically Unable to Perform:

Brian Branch
Tyler Conklin
Kerby Joseph

[Ralph “Razzmatazz” Pillsner @RalphpillsBEER]

Guy rocking American eagle top and hollister shorts. That’s bird on bird crime, someone call the NRA.

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Is going to a Morgan Wallen concert as a single man the final form of LARPING?

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I miss when Joique Bell was the leading rusher for the lions.