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What do you do with an elephant with 3 balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino.

[Capt. Andrew Luck @CaptAndrewLuck]

Dearest mother —
Basic training is underway. A new campaign is upon us. I am enraptured. The men look strong and determined. Time away from the battlefield has done me well — and allowed my mind and neck beard to grow closer. Please send squirrel oil and your scrumptious salted pork ankles. I feel plucky about what lie ahead.
— Andrew

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@UnderdogWNBA Do it @PhoenixMercury

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@trendyhoopstars WTF

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@treetopjump2 Another strongly worded letter from a Democrat…. That should do it

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@DavidEickholt Now do we have anybody that can throw it to him? 🤞

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@DavidEickholt We are extremely lucky to have @bgoetz12

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@SIChrisMannix The @NBA is a joke and complicit in Portland losing the Blazers.

[jack @actionjack69]

The Heat "leaking" that Bron opening presser was 100% PolyMart/Kalshi market manipulation btw

[JETSKI @ijustmadecoffee]

Cabin weekend with the high school boys.

[Keith Edwards @keithedwards]

Meet the senior staff running Mitch McConnell's DC office. You pay their salaries. You're entitled to know what they're keeping from us.

Let them know how you feel.

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@PaigeSpiranac @kirkmin Ha

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@WashedUpWalkons @cjbeathard @BleavNetwork @FanDuel Just an all timer and one of my favorite Hawks ever.

[Echoes of War @EchoesofWarYT]

A US senator killed a 28 year old woman, left her to drown, spent zero days in jail, and then served 40 more years in the Senate. 57 years ago tonight. Almost nobody remembers her name.

57 years ago tonight, July 18 1969, on a tiny island called Chappaquiddick that most Americans could not find on a map, the most infamous car accident in US history happened while the entire world was staring at the sky waiting for men to walk on the moon.

Senator Ted Kennedy left a cottage party for the "Boiler Room Girls," the young women who had worked themselves to exhaustion on his brother Bobby's campaign the year before Bobby was shot, and he drove off with 28 year old Mary Jo Kopechne around 11:15 pm. He said he was taking her to the ferry.

Instead the car went off the Dike Bridge, a narrow wooden bridge with no guardrail, and flipped upside down into the black tidal water of Poucha Pond. Kennedy got out. Mary Jo did not.

And here is the part history never forgave: he did not knock on the lit up house just yards away that had a phone, he did not call police, he walked back to the party and then he went to bed.

He reported it roughly 10 hours later, the next morning, only after two fishermen had already found the car and her body. The diver who pulled her out, John Farrar, said she had likely survived for a while inside an air pocket and might be alive today if anyone had simply called for help that night.

Two days later Neil Armstrong stepped onto the moon, and so the greatest achievement in human history shared the front page with a drowned woman and a senator who waited until sunrise.

The punishment for all of it: a guilty plea to leaving the scene, a two month suspended sentence, not a single day served. He kept his Senate seat for 40 more years until he died in 2009, one of the most powerful men in the country.

Strip away the famous last name and you are left with something painfully simple. A young woman trusted the wrong man to drive her home, and he chose himself.

Say her name tonight. Not his. Mary Jo Kopechne.

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@GratefulKeg Ha!

[Nike Basketball @nikebasketball]

It's all fun and games for @CaitlinClark22

[Hawkeye Football @HawkeyeFootball]

Your 2026 Solon Beef Days Hay Bale Toss Champion ➡️ @CaelWinter

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@HawkeyeFootball @CaelWinter No greater honor could be bestowed upon an Iowa lineman. Go Hawks!

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@pablofindsout When you pause the pod on apple and the try and restart it at a later time. It redoes the intro and doesn’t take you back to where you paused it. This leading to me not finishing the pods

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@ScottDochterman Yes!

[Iowa Women's Basketball @IowaWBB]

Hawkeyes reunited 💛🖤