Rambling Tweets

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[Rambling Tweets @Ramblintweets]

£5 day today!! Please donate.
I could use your help with my fundraiser on GoFundMe. Please share, support, or donate – every small action counts. https://t.co/IkhScEeycR

[Rambling Tweets @Ramblintweets]

@ThatsTVLancs Support Little Marton Windmill
Sign: https://t.co/TKcwrPxSWD
Donate: https://t.co/LRR8BJ2Pre
#saveoursails

[Rambling Tweets @Ramblintweets]

@ThatsTVLancs Support Little Marton Windmill
Sign: https://t.co/TKcwrPxSWD
Donate: https://t.co/LRR8BJ2Pre
#saveoursails

[Rambling Tweets @Ramblintweets]

Please support my GoFundMe fundraiser: https://t.co/qIFnSKgmUH #GoFundMe

[Joseph J. Jordan @josephjjordanuk]

Happy Birthday Mum!!! You're a constant source of inspiration. We are all very proud of you ❤💃🏻👑 #QueenOfTheBlues @ElkieOfficial

[Scunthorpe Theatres @TheBathsHall]

Elkie Brooks is coming to The Baths Hall, #Scunthorpe on Thursday, 9 November!

Tickets go on sale this Friday at 10.30am.

@bbcburnsy

[🇬🇧Derek🇺🇦 @djspapa]

Fact of the day: 18% of people say that, if they could, they would change the way that their partner laughs.

[🇬🇧Derek🇺🇦 @djspapa]

Fact of the day: 1 in 5 married men have no friends other than the mutual friends that their wives have introduced to them.

[🇬🇧Derek🇺🇦 @djspapa]

Fact of the day: It's estimated that any given time of the day 7% of worlds population is drunk.

[🇬🇧Derek🇺🇦 @djspapa]

Prosecco pancakes? Yes, they are a thing and here's how to make them | Nottingham Post https://t.co/Kw6RJqfI1j via @Nottingham_Post

[🇬🇧Derek🇺🇦 @djspapa]

Fact of the day: Less than 1% of people are able to lick their elbow.

( I bet I can guess what you're just about to try)?

[Rambling Tweets @Ramblintweets]

@djspapa One for @Pas_Amanda - lol!!!!! :-)

[🇬🇧Derek🇺🇦 @djspapa]

@Ramblintweets If you ever contemplate killing someone, avoid doing it in a white gazebo. That's where the police tend to look first...

[Rambling Tweets @Ramblintweets]

The Government have responsed to: Petition: Prevent Donald Trump from making a State Visit to the United Kingdom. https://t.co/9huVNq8x2p

[🇬🇧Derek🇺🇦 @djspapa]

Fact of the day: 8% of adults never use public toilets (or someone else's) when they're away from their homes.

[🇬🇧Derek🇺🇦 @djspapa]

Fact of the day: Only 5% of the world's population have ever flown in an aircraft.

[🇬🇧Derek🇺🇦 @djspapa]

Fact of the day: When a person cries, if the first drop of tears come from the right eye, its happiness; if from the left eye, it’s pain.

[Palmerbet @PalmerbetAU]

Real Talk #Valentines

[Daily Mail Australia @DailyMailAU]

This koala received some flowers from his keeper on #Valentines at @symbiozoo 🌹❤️ https://t.co/Sk1NQndFE2

[Plushii-B (commissions open) @PlushiiB]

Retweet to spread this Valentines kiss from Smoochum #valentines #ppokemon #nintendo #smoochum