Ramsès II 🇪🇬

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[Ramsès II 🇪🇬 @Ramesitoo]

Jamel Debbouze il serait pas hors-jeu

[K 🇵🇸 @Mezinke]

Mais wAllah mtn que c'est inadmissible

[ShawFCB @fcb_shaw]

Un guetteur qui se déguise en Mickey… j’suis désolé mais le snap FR est trop loin

[Actu Foot @ActuFoot_]

🚨🚨 Mbappé 🇫🇷 et Vinicius 🇧🇷 se sont également CONFRONTÉS APRÈS UN DUEL. 😤😡

Ils n’en sont pas venus aux mains ! MAIS IL Y A EU DES CRIS.

D’autre part, RÜDIGER 🇩🇪 A FRAPPÉ CARRERAS 🇪🇸 DANS LA SALLE À MANGER. Les deux se sont retrouvés au sol. 😱

🗞️ @okdiario

[Rado dos Ovie Mendes 🎈 @thee_ovie]

They couldn’t stand Cristiano Ronaldo having more Ballon d’Or than him, so they handed it to Modric instead.

The streets won’t forget.

[Lu ♡ @UnaTalPadawan]

Si haces bien tu trabajo, tu jefe te dará más trabajo, no más dinero.

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

70 years of feminism and the most profitable occupation for women is still prostitution

[L’Illuminé🙌🏾🏴‍☠️ @Immortel00]

Enft y a que Gyokeres qui a des problèmes de motricité en Suède

[poof @poof_eth]

Had a Jane Street interview in 2013 that still bothers me.

It was my 6th round. Final interview. The guy walks in carrying no laptop, no notebook, just a cold brew and what I later realized was a single IKEA tea candle.

He writes on the whiteboard:

food: $200
rent: $800
utilities: $150
candles: $3,600
family: dying

Then he turns around and says, “Optimize.”
I laughed because I thought it was a culture-fit bit. He did not laugh.
So I said, “Well, obviously you spend less on candles.”
He says, “Assume candles are non-discretionary.”
Okay.

I start building a model. Basic constraint satisfaction. Family survival as a soft penalty. Candles as a state variable. Maybe there’s an arbitrage where you buy wholesale paraffin and convert the $3,600 line item into inventory.

He stops me.

“You’re thinking like a consultant.”

That’s when I knew I was in trouble.

He says, “Give me a bid-ask on family dying.”

I say, “What?”

He says, “You’re long candles, short family. Where do you make markets?”

I try to recover. I say the real issue is liquidity: rent and utilities are fixed, food is elastic, candles are emotionally inelastic. Therefore the optimal strategy is to securitize future candle enjoyment and borrow against it.

He nods for the first time.

Then he asks, “What time do you sell the candles?”

I say, “Whenever the market is liquid?”

He says, “Be more specific.”

I say, “Uh… 10 a.m. Eastern?”

For the first time, he smiles.

He goes, “Every day?”

I say, “Every day.”

He says, “In size?”

I say, “In size.”

He says, “And what do we call that?”

I say, “Market manipulation?”

The room gets very quiet.

He looks disappointed and writes something down.

“No. We call it providing liquidity to candle ETFs during the U.S. cash open.”

I try to save it. “Right. Of course. The family isn’t dying because we underfunded them. They’re just experiencing temporary price discovery.”

He nods again.

Then he points back at the board.

I had missed it. The utility bill was $150, but candles provide light. You can zero out utilities.

I update the budget:

food: $200
rent: $800
utilities: $0
candles: $3,750
family: still dying, but now in a more capital-efficient way

He says, “How confident are you?”

I say, “0.95.”

He smiles and circles candles.

“0.95 huh?”

Then he asks me to estimate how many leveraged longs get liquidated if we dump $3,750 of candles at 10:00:01 every morning for 90 consecutive trading days.
Needless to say I did not get the offer.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

having an onIyfans daughter and a soundcloud rapper son has to be the worst combo in mankind

[Cerfia @CerfiaFR]

🇫🇷🇺🇸 INSOLITE | Un fan de Michael Jackson a reproduit sa célèbre danse, lors de la projection du biopic, dans un cinéma français.

[𝙏𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙗𝙚𝙖𝙪 🇸🇳 @La_Melooow]

Mddr Endrick c’est un chien il célèbre comme ça devant les ultras Parisien

[kalala666 @1pasdeux75]

Il y a Daniel cormier qui soumet le poto du passage piéton dans la cailler attention

[moha 🌃 @rebeu_furtif]

@vzzfrr ça t'apprendra à faire le christophe colomb pour des tiperes

[𝗔𝘀𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗯𝗼𝘆🏴‍☠️ @reminem_n]

Tu taff dans les bureaux ça te lâche des "hello" et tu te rappelle des bons vieux "salem" de l'intérim

[Alex Macdonald @alexfmac]

I hope this photo is a watershed moment.

Forced to carry on to the end of the race with a broken back.

Collapsed & died after the finish line.

RIP Gold Dancer.

If you’re making money off this kind of suffering - how do you look at yourself in the mirror?

[george @StokeyyG2]

Arteta Simeone Champions League semi-final

[🌕 BEN 🌑 @Benramine_]

perso je trouve que ce témoignage c’est vraiment une insulte aux étudiants vraiment en précarité

[Dindon Fiscal @LeDindonFiscal]

Niveau de vie d’un ingénieur en France :
36k€ en packaging = 2200€ net après impôts.
📍 Logé dans un T2 à Cergy (850€/mois).
❌ Zéro aides (trop "riche" pour la CAF).
❌ Pouvoir d’achat identique au salaire médian.

Réalité : sur 52k€ de coût employeur, l’État en rafle ~60% (cotisations + IR + TVA). Tu bosses du 1er janvier au 15 août pour financer un système qui te méprise, tout ça pour finir le mois en calculant tes courses chez Lidl.

Bac+5 en sciences, payé en "visibilité" sociale.

L'expatriation n'est plus un choix, c'est une question de survie financière. 🛫💸

[ٍ @ESP01R2000]

Les franciliens, le permis vous a ouvert quelle porte? En dehors de celle de la fornication et livreur pour Amazon j’entends

[AlertesInfos @AlertesInfos]

🌍🐀 Aujourd’hui, c’est la Journée mondiale du rat.