Ramiel

Big fan of cozy cabins and spaaaace, don't ask me why || unhinged woman creature - ND disabled SW || 🔞MDNI || She/her 🏳️‍⚧️

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

@ajhcfc @barbarismcrit @MillieCheesey Google exists. It's an alternative to making women do all your work for you.

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

Aah, I love my girlfriend, it hurts, it hurts
it's like grabbing a hot pan but when you draw your hand away you realise you're not burned! My hands are new my mind is in shock.

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

Why's my cock red?

idk I cooked it in red wine

French cuisine is my hobby

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

@Radia__l this is not a victimless tweet

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

I hate walking home from the chemist with a 24-pack of dunny roll.
It's like admitting to the world like "yeah, I shit"

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

Masturbate with your dexies bottle / tell your psychiatrist how they get you to sleep

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

In my experience, if the question "what came first, the chicken or the egg", the answer is "they co-evolved"

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

Watching Jules & Julia for the first time
"Oh Meryl Streeeep I love Meryl Streep"
Fuck, dudes, I might be really gay :3

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

telling a friend "you came up in therapy, btw" is such a

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

OOMFies I just found out that the pits I've been licking have been coated in not 24- but 72-hour anti-persperant
fuck microplastics man, I'm done
Dog, how long have I got?

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

A haiku for my bus driver
Bro go, or don't go
But please stop fucking edging
The intersection

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

god I keep thinking about tearing a cooked chicken apart it won't leave my mind until I do it

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

@awillia72659217 @JasonClareMP "With the flag of one nation, the Australian National Flag should be on the left of the observer facing the flags; both should be at the same height." 🤡

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

I resent the trenches I have to fight through and the battle scars I have to accumulate on the way to just be an average woman

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

@GregJulum13258 @tanya_plibersek So your argument has devolved to "yeah but the vibes are off"
Hope you don't apply this logic to your day job 🤡

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

@AsFarce @FVTOC They say that based on the genetic bottleneck in Europe around the 1200's caused by the Mongol invasion that every European is about 33% HorseGirl

[Smequo @stitcherbinch]

Its so funny how Brian Thompson spent all that money and stole so much of his sons blood to look 3 years younger and two shades paler, only to die like a dog in the streets of manhattan

[Ramiel @Ramiel01]

@casserole_txt I mean if you're not into numbers that's fine

[𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐧 / 𝐬𝐞𝐠𝐚.☆🐾 (SIR PENTIOUS BF🐍⚙️) @KUWAPOWR]

oh but when I draw half naked buff animals i'm a faggot