Chris

I am not real

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

Not the horse shoe lodge 😞

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

Leaving from camping now I have to go back to silent hill 😭

[mogii এ @yearncel]

They do this if you tell a girl you have feelings for her

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

Who’s going to the renaissance festival with me, you can be the fair madden and I’ll be the fool

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

The saxophones are getting louder

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

Drake fans would devour a shit sandwich if it had ovo on it

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

I pretend that I’m okay but deep down I just want outdoor boys to post YouTube videos again

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

I was so excited for my new glasses and these bitches come in CROOKED. Had me looking like Jamie Fox in Spider-Man

[Lil Wayne WEEZY F @LilTunechi]

Pussy azz

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

Whoever stuck gum on my car I will find you, you raggedy dog headed bitch

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

Computer; self destruct

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

How tf do y’all put on your makeup while you drive? & still be ugly

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

@riss_515 bruh that shit irritates me so bad, sippin on some balls tryna look cool lmao gtfo

[NFL @NFL]

The @Broncos will host the AFC Championship! #NFLPlayoffs

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

Bro I bought my mom an Apple Watch and she still ignores me

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

❕❕❕

[robyn (derogatory) @typicallyrobyn]

nice high beams bro. i have a gun

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

Life has no purpose

[Evan Solo🎈 @evansolott]

No new Welcome to Derry episode tonight💔

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

Sometimes I think about shooting my shot then I remember I’ll probably succeed

[Chris @RamirezChris15]

As a beautiful woman please take it easy with the eye contact when we’re having a conversation. I will start to stutter and malfunction