Christian Ramirez

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

🐐🐐🐐

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

there’s a youtube video of me when i was 10 years old rapping and i say my full name, address, and phone number, and then proceed to rhyme my last name with hitler

[Matheus @matheustuite]

É domingo, na sua casa não tem ninguém doente, ninguém em crise e nada urgente.

Não falta nada. Não há medo.

Só tempo livre.
SEJA GRATO.

[The Best @TheBestqueenx]

Please give him the Oscar. 🤣🤣

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Que nunca muera esta joya del Museo Internacional del Internet

Suculenta pieza 🤌🏽

[The Internet Remains Undefeated @WebUndefeated]

He knew exactly what he was doing. 😂

[XAlertNow @xalertnow]

🚨 BRASIL 🇧🇷‼️ | Perro 🐕 fue captado observando la calle, sentado de forma inusual en la muralla.

[MAVI @mawiike]

eu: "Dragonite use Dragon Dance!"

o Dragonite:

[Diccionario VIP @DiccionarioVIP]

Este gato se llama Shamshoom. Se hizo famoso en redes sociales por su peculiar postura para dormir.
El dueño de la tienda dice que sale por la noche y regresa por la mañana para dormir en este mismo lugar, en la misma extraña pose cada vez 😅🐱

[🐲 @isaiaszelada_]

Mi abuelo decía que la grandeza empieza por cómo tratas a quien no puede darte nada

[natalia ☻ @nataliaheq]

monogamia o soledad eterna será

[NBA @NBA]

Scooby with the 360 dunk in Denver!

[fred @heyfredds]

una vez mi abuela me dijo: "cuando la gente sabe que hizo mal, te evita" y cuánta razón tenía

[𝙻𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊♡ @LindaPrz_]

Por tu salud mental, deja de repasar la conversación en tu cabeza. Ya pasó. Ya lo dijiste. Ya hiciste lo que pudiste. Ahora te toca soltar.❤️‍🩹

[DANIELA CASTILLO @danieeelitaa27]

El choque de realidad cuando te das cuenta que terminó el ciclo de esa persona en tu vida y nunca pensaste que ese día llegaría.

[Serbia @Serbia_Mx]

Resulta que al final para ti nada es suficiente…

[☽ @vaane_davila]

El error es mío por esperar que los demás me tengan en el lugar donde yo los tengo