@realclintonb@SC_LT_Bede Ahm greetin’ ma eyes out. My Grandad painted the name for that shop. He was blitzed out his mind when he painted the sign. Ah still don’t know whit it means.
@Romanemoses@PattMyne@realclintonb Wi’ that kind of patter it’s no wonder the Vikings lost their log boats and their log books. That’s like a pun from top shelf of a closing down sale.
@JohnRyan1889@realclintonb BIG BROTHEL IN THE SKY?!! You listen here tae me Poundland Jack Ryan.. My Mother was a SAINT. She should have been Canonised and put in a Sarcophagus wi’ a plaque above it …were it no for the Weils disease she caught and the Aluminium coffin they planted her in.
@PattMyne@realclintonb She bloody well wis. Doon on bended knee washin’ stairs that I might have an education. No’ like his. She Wis Doon on bended knee so she could better wax and polish the next door neighbours Bawsack
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@BarbraStreisand He was actually listening to one of the longest disco songs in history..the 12 inch extended Giorgio Moroder mix of ‘No more tears -Enough is enough.’ I think it comes in about 40 minutes long.
@hellsbells_mcfc It’s no’ me. He sounds like he’s not accredited by the parapsychology foundation. I’m gettin’ a lot of aggression around his reading. And. Spirits are tellin’ me he disnae have a beard. He’s got Aloepecia.