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How I see myself as a trader vs how my mom sees me as a trader

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2018-08-24

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Me at 8am: Alright, you’re gonna have a productive Monday and get all of your work done.

Me at 5pm: Tomorrow’s a new day.

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-08-24

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Do I have to submit a PTO request to take a few days off of Twitter? Not sure how this works, never done it before.

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2021-03-23

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We should get a refund if the indices are up but our portfolio is down

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2021-03-24

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Who’s buying the tech dip?

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-08

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Men will literally block the Suez Canal instead of going to therapy

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2021-03-25

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Insulin is so cheap it’s like water

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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Tonight's Presidential Debate is sponsored by:

Depends
5 Hour Energy
H&R Block
Werther's Originals
Life Alert

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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I’m 2 seltzers deep. Feeling it.

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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I’m so confused already

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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How can we not vote digitally yet? Blockchain, just saying.

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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Yo @RobinhoodApp can we get @realDonaldTrump hooked up with some of that sweet sweet leverage?

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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Fox: Trump won
CNN: Biden won

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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Potential ideas to stop interruptions during the next debate:

•Cutting off microphones
•Whipping
•Tasers
•Fines
•Spray with hose
•Dunk tank
•Pie in face

What else?

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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Futures ripping because there are no better alternatives

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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This sucks.

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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Why is climate change a political issue? It’s science.

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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No one gives a shit about manufacturing. Everything is SAAS now.

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2020-09-29

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Happy Sunday to those who celebrate

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2021-04-04

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I miss getting hammered at the local watering hole

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2021-04-02

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Your monthly reminder that $NKLA is still a $5B company

-@RampCapitalLLC, 2021-04-06