Captain Average

Hopeless sinner trying to follow Jesus
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"Mostly cunt, somewhat funny" -Roger Ebert-
~Isaiah 1:21 KJV~

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

Audit the Fed

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

Now do smoke alarms

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

@PeteHegseth @StarvintheBeast @CNN So what’s the number ?

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

45k here we come

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

"Irishman" goes to walmart for the first time

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

So, I'm a lame gay-coded retard because I don't support a jewish president hosting a jewish event at the white house my Puritan Christian ancestors built and died for. Got it.

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

@B1TuckerCarlson SYBAUYNGDS

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

Society: Murder is wrong

The blacks:

[ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer]

FRISCO: Karmelo Anthony BLM protest is heating up outside the Frisco court house

Random supporters are approaching white people like myself and screaming at us

Lots of anti-white racial slurs being thrown around. I’ve already been threatened and assaulted along with my crew

[N I M B ❂ @Nimbopill]

Life is hierarchical

[Deplorable Millenial @DMparody28]

@prttyunfiItered Who wants to bet her boyfriend or husband is a White man

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

i HaVe To PrOtEcT iSrAeL

[The_Real_Fly @The_Real_Fly]

MORON

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

Hey CT, what's the consensus on the 2026 ATL? Looking to buy in as close to it as possible and ride it the the 2029 ATH. My predictions are 45k-ish and 250k-ish.

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

How your now single mother high school sweetheart looks at you when she sees you with a younger version of her at the reunion

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

How your gf looks at you after you come home from work early and catch her cheating

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

@HowAboutLiberty @LegendaryEnergy Go back to "israel" f4gg0t

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

Movie plot: White supremacy destroys the country until an indian scientist sends a mulatto girl back in time to kill a bunch of random white men.

No this is not satire. The movie is called In The Shadow Of The Moon.

Writer: Jewish

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

@ZherkaOfficial @ElijahSchaffer Zherka around pussy vs. Zherka around dick

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

@lporiginalg Nice. It's the unedited version. You can see the driver turn around and shoot him. Keeps his right hand on the steering wheel and with his left hand shoots JFK over his right shoulder. CLEAR AS DAY. This is the sole reason jackie tries climbing out of the back across the trunk.

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

Either @wigger or @TheoVon. But...

[Joel Webbon @JoelWebbon]

I want to do a multiple-part series with a comedian. Someone right wing.

Who do I get?

[Captain Average @Rampant_Autism]

I believe Islam is a detriment to American society. BUT, imagine comparing the word nigger to murdering 3 people.

[Woody @nyrbhimself]

Akademiks calls out Sneako for getting upset over the San Diego incident manifestos, using Sneako’s own logic against him by arguing that if they’re “just words,” then he shouldn’t be mad about what the attacker wrote 😳