Ramses

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

It’s called Gross Pay becus it’s disgusting to see how much money you would’ve made before taxes

[͏ ‏ً @Motee_1]

they asked me why i took my laptop to the toilet, i said type shit

[Jared “Ghost Dog” Denney @PlayaJared]

How tf do you check your balls for cancer it all feels like cancer

[nell 🏳️‍⚧️🩸 @estratgen]

better to ejaculate than to ejacunever

[miri @eggoslug]

the dead horse is beating me

[roku @rokuxvii]

i think she's using me for my terrible looks and bad dick and no money

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[Ramses @RamsesTheOne]

@slugopolis That show, helluva boss, etc are all watched by the worst people you could possibly know

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

just imagine yo girl tell u she pregnant and that God's the father

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[miri @eggoslug]

I got that deer in me im going to jump in front of your car

[𝙃𝙖𝙯𝙚 @ihyhaze]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

mondays aren’t so hard once u cannot tell days apart from each other

[Softboy @softboywin]

y’all ever open a message and be like “what the fuck am i even supposed to say to this”

[slothy @slothy_420]

surely there’s more than seven sins by now

[Maximilian Dood @maximilian_]

Bro, this website is incredible if you hate stuff.

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

Ronaldo FC don’t even try to argue if he’s better than Messi anymore they just look at you like this

[blaire @pissshit90001]

I am literally never drinking again until around maybe Friday at 7pm

[Ramses @RamsesTheOne]

@jakethms She became a real woman didn’t you watch her movie