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Damn you can just walk into the US Capitol?? Why i gotta scan my ID to get onto campus

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Next stimmy gonna be a single Cliff bar bought with $146 in declining balance dollars

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If you ate at the Fordham dining hall, you don’t need to be worried about what’s in the vaccine

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Kinda fucked up that this year isnt over yet i mean what else is there to see?? Wrap this shit up let’s go

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Bitches listen to nicki’s verse in Monster before class registration and dont even get the classes they want

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Gonna run for president of a student run org next semester and demand they recount Georgia when i lose

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Let’s be serious for a hot sec: make sure you vote today if you’re able to vote and haven’t already. Lots of states have same day voter registration!! Go to https://t.co/pbAIzLYktz to find out where and when you can vote. Be safe and take care of yourselves

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Class registration?? In this political climate?

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Damn we shoulda taken that fordham health insurance when we had the chance huh

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Shawn Mendes is going to sushi restaurants and asking for a banana. I have seen a leaf riddled with holes in the Fordham dining hall and eaten it. We are not the same

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Google docs knows what i want and it’s ariel 11 pt font yes thank you very much

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The imagine video from the beginning of quarantine but it’s fordham admins singing bad guy by billie eilish

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Everyday i wake up and do my stupid little tasks while people try to take away my stupid little rights

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Ok I’ll bite- what is a supreme court

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There’s a PANDEMIC, people are losing their homes and their jobs and you think thats the issue that needs to be taken to court?? And people DONATED to this?? Yeah no i think i have to laugh

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I would shit myself with rage if I spent $87k suing my school and then the case got DISMISSED that is so funny

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Fyi

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Opening 50 tabs on your laptop and playing a youtube video on 25 of them >> using a space heater

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My version of feeding sourdough starter is changing out the dryer sheet that covers up the smell of my weed jar

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The sexual tension between me and baking some pumpkin bread