Randall Lane

Certified Hater

[Randall Lane @RanLane]

Shawn Hochuli has to go. Rediculous

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@DeadPresPicks KMart

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@DeadPresPicks Hit me up. I need some action

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@DeadPresPicks ✅

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I thought I was #blessed when I heard bevis and butthead moved to MNF. I can listen to the Manning’s and no longer have to watch football on MUTE. Wrong! ESPN…why you tease us like that.

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Thank @BWWings You are on top of your game! Supply chain? Don’t get carry out!

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Last night I journeyed out to get an evening snack. An all American double cheeseburger from @BurgerKing . This pathetic sad excuse of a burger is what I got. These are no longer burgers they are freaking sliders. BK get off you ass and man up. You can do better!

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Pepsi is very well respected brand. That said how this colossal bastard of a product was released, I will never comprehend. Holy shit what a mistake.

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PSA- The Grinch that stole Christmas remix is a travesty. The grinch was an ass, mean as hell. This new grinch is nicer than 90% of people I see on a daily basis. Continuation of the #wussificationofamerica. Stay woke

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NFL refereeing is criminal.

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A whole new level of respect for Coach Saban. No one can truly appreciate how difficult it is to coach this long, this well with Gary Danielson hanging from your balls

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Watching football on mute again. Why do I always get Bevis and Butthead?

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@BarstoolBigCat @BarryJo63134108 @andy_grutkowski The B1G didn’t even want to try to play this year. They made themselves a second tier conference

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@BarstoolBigCat Your right. We should all rout for OSU to throw up another donut against Clemson. 31-0.

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I don’t usually tweet. Just have to get this off my chest. I can watch almost any sporting event. I could watch college bowling, but I can’t watch anything with commentary from Joe Buck and Troy Aikman. America needs to unite and ban these two from ever doing commentary again

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@BarstoolFlyers Sloopys

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@ColinCowherd No

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THIS IS A MUST WATCH AND LISTEN. THE IMPACT OF THE GAME IS SO POWERFUL

[Randall Lane @RanLane]

@MarlySkin Alan. My name is Randall Lane. I am working with Marly Skin in the US. I am trying to clean up some of the prior marketing. Would you have any interest in selling the @marlyskin handle. Best regards

[Randall Lane @RanLane]

Come on coaches, this kid can get it done!