Randall Northtower

Stay at home dad. Hater of my gay they/them kid or whatever it is. Speed running a coke addiction. Don’t be a fag. #proudAmerican🇺🇸

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

All the little things in life that remind me of that GREAT Man Hitler. Seeing my dog stretch with her arms out doing her little nazi salute. My little sperm cells that look like little nazis. All just makes my day. #firstpostinawhile #hitler #MAGA

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

@BartArmstrong22 Not really, he’s more of a punching bag then a “son”

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

Well, My they/them son had chlamydia🤷‍♂️🍆🍆

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

Tired of the Black this, Mexican that bullshit. We the whites found this country. Fuck the “stolen land” bullshit. Our WHITE country is amazing, and the people who run it are AMAZING.#MAGA #America #IranWar

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

@BartArmstrong22 Those other countries eat straight hot moist hairy ass. USA ON TOP!

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

Life as an American is AMAZING. But the thought of being a Nazi just ignites the little kid out of me.#America #IranWar #NaziGermany

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

@ronsouthtower Man it’s been a thriller. But those fucking gas prices really are tugging my johnson

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

@BartArmstrong22 Knew you were a real one at first sight

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

@BartArmstrong22 I have no say in these absolutely insane riots these stupid mexicans are a part of. If you don’t support ICE in the big ‘26 then don’t follow or support this account. #LoveICE #NotaYN #MAGA

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

Been a tough couple of days. My they/them son brought home his new boyfriend. I walked in on them making out. So i kicked out its boyfriend and beat the living shit out of my son/daughter. After a tough day like this alcohol is my savior. #RagingAlcoholic #GaySon #ThotDaughter

[ZOEE @zoee_zar]

He’s 10000000% correct……….✅

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

@ronsouthtower Start em young

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

This is the shit that i had to listen to last night. Who in their right mind wants to listen to this fag. Fuck my ex-ex wife for taking the alc(short for alcohol). #SuperBowlLX #BadBunnySucks #RetardOfTheDay #Maga

[Rep. Keith Self @RepKeithSelf]

🚨ARRESTED: Illegal alien Alejandro Reyes Morales, convicted robber, taken into custody in Plano, TX.

Thanks to ICE, this dangerous criminal is off our streets and CD3 is safer!

[Mostly Peaceful Memes @MostlyPeaceful]

ICE could’ve done the funniest thing ever

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

Just got news the stripper i knocked up is pregnant! Claims she won’t file an abortion. Absolutely stoked because this means it is time for Project Charlie Kirk. Only downside is i’ll be a tad bit more sad if this one gets shot. #America #FuckTheHoes #CharlieKirk #FuckTheLiberals

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

Sad to say i witnessed the Super Bowl halftime show sober. My ex-ex wife decided to stop over and take all my alcohol. The second i heard that dumb fag sing. I beat the shit out of her. Took back my alcohol and went ape shit on the cocaine. #SuperBowlLX #StayWoke #ICEIsNice

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

@ronsouthtower I hope by the time he’s shot and done with he looks like an indian with red paint on his forehead

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

@BartArmstrong22 @ronsouthtower Love this, need more true americans like this around here.

[Randall Northtower @RanNorthtower]

Planning on getting blackout drunk before halftime so I don’t have to listen or even remember a illegal singing at halftime. Might even sneak in some cocaine. #loveICE #Killthebrowns