Ryder

Ese’s brother; Real Madrid fan

[Ryder @Ranceese]

My first mistake was leaving crèche

[Dead Poet @RanceRider2]

league top assists provider
bruno fernandes - 0 ❌
ozil - 3 ✅

euros top assists provider
bruno fernandes - 0 ❌
ozil - 1 ✅

world cup top assists provider
bruno fernandes - 0❌
ozil - 1 ✅

national team player of the year
bruno fernandes - 1 ❌
ozil - 5 ✅

euros team of the tournament
bruno fernandes - 0 ❌
ozil - 1 ✅

uefa team of the year
bruno fernandes - 0 ❌
ozil - 2 ✅

bruno fernandes is yet to graduate from the pedri debate plz 🙏🏽

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this is not a flex… olise has 10, diaz has 10, semenyo has 11 and greenwood has 13 😂

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goals in ucl finals:

vini jnr - 2

raphina + yamal + lewandowski + ferran torres - 0

😭😭😭😭😭

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Lens 3 - 0 Sochaux

Leeds 3 - 1 Derby

Man united 1 - 2 Brighton

West ham 2 - 1 QPR

Rayo Vallecano 2 - 1 Mallorca

stake wisely 🙏🏽

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their daddy is back 😂

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if the four of them got into a fight, who’s coming out alive and who’ll be the first to die?
(no avatar state for korra)

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she turned a potential luis enrique to enrique iglesias 😭

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what nigerians call “grace” is usually a high marketing budget… i pity upcoming artistes wey no guide 😂

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crazy talent, he’s lucky he don’t play for chelsea coz the protector of the 10th realm of football would have benched him for an rwb bc he is “managing” him 😤

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make nobody follow this guy drag catfish d’or this year,.. he deserve am like mad

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see mature pr relationship here, no b that nonsense wey ayra starr and rema b dey do

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na for inside cloth all this kind ones dey fine

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grace yawerey gan seh…
he go just find one useless person pick say nah you i wan roll with for now

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💔

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one child and that body goes to sh*t lmao

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that’s why i always say sometimes your babe has to be afraid of u for the relationship to work…
e get some kind things wey woman no suppose fit open mouth tell you

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os wey no fertile

hoemotara

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best afrobeats love song released this year

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shay they said remi tinubu is a rccg pastor, why she dey vex say person deh praise god 😭