Randy Skywalker

Damn dirty hippie. Camp FLOG GNAW.

[Randy Skywalker @Rand0lf]

@Matt_Mikel you have to set your phones date to before 2012 I believe. If that doesn't work go back farther

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#Bowling

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@eyeluvmunkees ?

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The worst part of waking up is no folger's in my cup and no lives in my saga.

[Randy Skywalker @Rand0lf]

@RyRyBelly 11:11 I wish you would

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@RyRyBelly quail bitch

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@ryanwwalter I'm rockin that bandana tan line #tandana

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Does Florence and the machine do the theme music for survivor?

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Spring time yeah!

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@StevesMinions @liiiaaanee gobble that dog!

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Casual physics class at mines.

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#robert 😡

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#LiesIveToldMyParents "it won't happen again, I swear..."

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#hashtagnewpassword #phukoffantwan #notayoke #ireallydohavecrabs @smiguel86

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@smiguel86 👲🔫

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@smiguel86 how the hell did you get my password?

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@ryanwwalter stop favoriting that tweet bro you have no idea what this feels like. Always use protection.

[Randy Skywalker @Rand0lf]

Never wipe front to back when you have a downstairs itching problem. It's spreading all over the cheeks!! Gahhhhh!!!

[Randy Skywalker @Rand0lf]

Never take for granted being std free, or free of whatever this shit is that makes my dick sting #crabdiaries #imighthavecrabs