Randi

Wife : Doxie Lover : Grad student : Mama-to-be

[Randi @Rand_i]

Breastfeeding will have you eating like a teenage boy that just hit a growth spurt I swear.

[Randi @Rand_i]

My life should be a sitcom

[Randi @Rand_i]

My husband just climbed UNDER our chicken coop with a skunk to save four of his baby chicks from being eaten at 11:30 at night in his pajamas..... send help.

[Randi @Rand_i]

Omg my Mawmaw made me and Caleb two little mini hummingbird cakes and Caleb is so not getting his 😂😍

[Randi @Rand_i]

I’ve had 2 people reply to my story on insta and ask what happened to my ankle... I’m 9 months pregnant that’s what happened. Like y’all didn’t know you swell up like Violet Beauregarde?

[Randi @Rand_i]

I really wish it was as warm as it looks outside 😞

[Randi @Rand_i]

Week 4 of stay home/quarantine at least feels like it’s going by fast. Is that a positive? 🥴

[Randi @Rand_i]

I’ve been people watching bc I can’t go in stores, and can I just say the amount of people cross contaminating themselves by touching shit with their gloves after being in the store is insane. I’ve watched at least 5 people touch their keys, phone, and face 😅🥴

[Randi @Rand_i]

Wednesday I get to see my sweet baby again and I just can’t wait 🤗

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m gonna give away $5,000 to 3 random people who retweets this and follows me! ❤️ Quarantine is lasting way longer than expected and I wanna keep helping out. Love you guys ⭐️

[Randi @Rand_i]

@pulte $RCAkers

[Randi @Rand_i]

Even though everything is so chaotic right now, taking maternity pics today was so sweet and I just can’t wait to be on the other side of this taking newborn pics of my sweet baby boy 💙

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

I’m going to give away $30,000 to 1 random person who retweets this tweet AND follows Twitter Philanthropist @Pulte and Me!! (If you don’t follow us, we can’t DM you the money) Will show proof! Much love

[Randi @Rand_i]

Starting next week Caleb only works three days a week and only 5 hours a day and I won’t be all alone in this quarantine anymore 💞 Now, ask me how I feel about this in a week 😂😂😅

[Randi @Rand_i]

Sometimes I wish I wasn’t in grad school so I would have time to actually read books I want to read.

[Randi @Rand_i]

Bad day, bad week, or a bad month, still not a bad life.

[Randi @Rand_i]

Can I just stay in bed...

[Randi @Rand_i]

Got out of work at 12, now to be productive or to nap 😅🤔

[Randi @Rand_i]

Am I the only one that hates that velvet fabric is a thing now? I cannot stand how it feels 🤢

[Randi @Rand_i]

Caleb showed up with like 15 pairs of new underwear just because my pregnant ass is getting big and I was complaining and I’ve never loved him more 😅❤️