Miranda Robey🐘

I'm pretty but tough... like a diamond. Or beef jerky in a ball gown. •Licensed Dispensing Optician•

[Miranda Robey🐘 @RandaRobey]

I’ve never been so proud of a Halloween costume. @PostMalone

[Miranda Robey🐘 @RandaRobey]

@weirdlilguys Dottie: Dooty, Baby Girl, Bobber, Bobber Baby

Jerry: Jewwy, Two Ton, Geronimo, Geritol, Big Boy

Ricky: Rickothy, Rickard, Rickets, Ricardo, Riggy

[Posts Of Cats @PostsOfCats]

If cats aren't meant to be kissed on their heads then what's that little space between their ears for

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I have never loved a doordasher more 😂

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@MawleePearee This just furthers my point of if it can happen to someone. It’s you.

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@MawleePearee

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@NoContextHumans

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“You don’t need to sleep with your gun” something I never thought we’d have to say to the 3 year old

[Housing 4 All is Hot @ahouse4all]

Apartments: Rent is $3500, deposit is $7,000, must make 3x the rent, no pets, no guests, no breathing, 750+ credit, app. fee is $100, repairs take 8-9 business months, rent goes up 8 times a year.

Media: What is causing the homelessness crisis? Tonight we talk to 12 landlords.

[Miranda Robey🐘 @RandaRobey]

Not sure if I actually want to cut my hair short again, or if I am just manic

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@MawleePearee LOVE!

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Here. This is where my mental health is at.

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

Without downloading new pics, where's your mental health at?

[Miranda Robey🐘 @RandaRobey]

Me every time my therapist starts randomly typing while I’m talking

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My mom just referred to this as the “wavy tire light”