Randal Cooper

[j @grimeywonder1]

american imagining a better time: “remember when walmart was open at night”

[Robert Wilkinson @robertwlk]

40 years ago today, l asked my childhood sweetheart, my best friend and the most gorgeous woman l know to marry me.

All three said no.

[vito @uaivito]

um dos piores pesadelos: cair de uma altura absurda e acordar no susto.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

Before AI we had Zach King

[The Green Dragon Tavern @greendragonhq]

Family wealth generated while holding office.

We are not angry enough about this.

[Saagar Enjeti @esaagar]

Wearable culture is a direct backlash to watching elderly people with varicose veins, diabetes, and being so fat/weak they can't pick up their own grandkids while facing the risk of death from a slight fall

If wanting to be a healthy grandfather makes me cringe then so be it

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

Vapes are training u to suck robot dick #staywoke

[🪄PICTUREPLANE🌙 @pictureplane]

The horror of marijuana. Hallucinating doing the limbo directly in to a wood chipper. Happens every day.

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

“Until death, all defeat is psychological."

[K. @IbaraEleven]

Congress wants you to believe that they can’t survive on $83/hr but that you can survive on $7.25/hr. These people have nothing but contempt for you.

[WARÚHIÚ @kamauwaruhiu]

My advice to the younger generation. Question every system. Marriage, education, employment, contemporary businesses,tax ,politics , police, law and order , religion, social dynamics . Dnt follow and obey blindly it doesn't work.

[The Cannabis Farmer 🌱 🇺🇸 @PLegalization]

America legalized a “gateway drug” and look what happened

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

There’s always a deal to be made.

[Emma Steuer 🧚🤖 @emmysteuer]

You only live once, so make sure to spend as much time as possible on your computer. You won’t have access to it when you die

[Sean @panoptisean]

Everyone at Walmart is dying and missing limbs and shit. It’s fucking insane. I feel like I’m visiting a war torn country when I go to Walmart

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

LOL

[bo 🪴 (tonesetter) @tezah__]

we got anti-homeless infrastructure for dogs now