Randal Alan

u can call me al

[Randal Alan @Randal_Alan_]

thanks

[Randal Alan @Randal_Alan_]

i love the adele song ‘ boomer has it’

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i am alone

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want to call a b-sides record alternative facts

[Randal Alan @Randal_Alan_]

if you have less than two twitter accounts you're a cop

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the holy spirit wanted me to tell a man wearing a grey shirt reading this to invest in bitcoin

[Randal Alan @Randal_Alan_]

i know i look like a swollen willie nelson, but you can rest assured i pay for that every single day

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new year same disposition xD

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i’m back baby

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you must pray to the gods of rock or they will not impart unto you their wisdom

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i wish it was 10 am

[Randal Alan @Randal_Alan_]

@lchungr who doesn’t say this

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when you say knoll, do you mean grassy knoll or noel gallager

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they’ve started calling me jerry the cucumber :/

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Music with acoustic guitars is folk! Music with electric guitars is rock! I don’t make the rules!

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my frankie cosmos tribute band is called francis universe

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because society is everywhere

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and therefore dangerous

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alcohol is a social lubricant

[Randal Alan @Randal_Alan_]

it’s a big, big house with lots and lots of soup/there's a big, big ladle, for lots and lots of soup