voodoomamajuju

on my path of righteousness

[voodoomamajuju @Randalinta]

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[Seal ([email protected]) @askceil]

@thyholygemini @kittynouveau "Tampopsicle" is the 2019 Word of the Year.

[tío willy🇵🇷 @WillyxRobles]

Please stop recording yourself helping the homeless

[flamin nora @katieogunsakin]

“are you ok?” no but I’m funny

[Jen Grant @Jen_Grant13]

New concept: a fake ID but one that says that I’m under 26 so I can keep my health insurance

[voodoomamajuju @Randalinta]

Adnir

[Dai Lo @SnaccyChan]

If she spits your nut out like Triple H, wife her up

[He Called Me Greenhorn @WhatsAGreenhorn]

Winnie the Pooh's blood type is O bother

[Ashley K. @AshleyKSmalls]

“This could’ve been an email”

[Jazmine @druberrysummore]

Normalize “ I’m willing to work on it” instead of That’s just how I am

[∞༺♡༻✧ @lovervgirl]

females would rather work 50+ hrs a week to avoid their sadness.. I’m females.

[voodoomamajuju @Randalinta]

@lilbasshead 👏🏻👏🏻🙌🏻yas honeyyyy

[aunt viv @_veevyan]

I’m prolly gon be 30 and still be surprised y’all getting pregnant

[CEO (Chief Executive Officer) @JOSIEDAISYY]

Just because a nigga tell you he wants you to have his baby that does not mean go and have his baby 😂

[voodoomamajuju @Randalinta]

i miss @TroyBoiMusic

[voodoomamajuju @Randalinta]

@AHenny25 Hahahahahahahaha I hate that you nailed it so accurately

[Ashley Henderson @AHenny25]

What hurts worse after leg day?

1. The action of sitting down on the toilet?

Or

2. When you actually have sat down on the toilet and the seat feels like it’s stabbing your ass and hamstrings?

[voodoomamajuju @Randalinta]

weezy f, for fuck you

[voodoomamajuju @Randalinta]

@AHenny25

[BIG ROCKII @RockiiiiRoadd]

I still can’t believe 20 women were competing for flavor flav... 3 times.