KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱

Bitch, I'm married. #GirlDad🩵 #BullsNation #WhiteSox #DaBears

[SleeperWhiteSox @SleeperWhiteSox]

🚨Jacob Gonzalez🚨

428 feet 💣💣💣

An absolute NUKE for his first MLB home run…6-0 White Sox‼️‼️

[KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱 @Randality]

LET’S GO KID!!!!

[MLB Home Run @MLBHR]

Jacob Gonzalez - Chicago White Sox (1) Solo 428 feet
+550

[KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱 @Randality]

Now u can buy a few Porsche’s

[Parker 🐐 @DotComParker]

Selling my Porsche and I asked a potential buyer for proof of funds before he test drives it.

He responded with this:

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

i'll be honest i didn't see him at first

[KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱 @Randality]

☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱 @Randality]

😭

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

A Chinese robot wearing a clown wig kicked a child in the stomach.

[KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱 @Randality]

Damn 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[FanDuel @FanDuel]

The best shortstop AND best record in Chicago belongs to the White Sox 😤

#WhiteSox | #Cubs

[SleeperWhiteSox @SleeperWhiteSox]

Congratulations, Jacob Gonzalez 👏👏

[KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱 @Randality]

Nigga play, I’ll spin like a CD

[KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱 @Randality]

Great, now get him the fuck out of here

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

Erick Fedde retired 15 of the 18 batters faced 😤

[Iron Heart ❤️ @Thickfitjen]

Pause?!

[KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱 @Randality]

Most exciting QB in the league. Go cry

[Bryce DeGroat @NFL_Convo]

EA really saw this and said yeah that’s who should be on the Madden cover💀

[KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱 @Randality]

Whaaaat the fuck

[Anthony 🇺🇸 @Anthony_TeraHz]

How your girlfriend looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2022

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

list of players with more home runs than colson montgomery since he hit his 1st career homer on july 22, 2025

[KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱 @Randality]

Stop tweeting

[Bartolo's Colonoscopy @lakeview487]

#WhiteSox draft??

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

it's MUNE MANIA™ for a reason 😤

[KÎNG PÖSÉIDON👑🔱 @Randality]

Absolutely the fuck not….

[Underdog NFL @UnderdogNFL]

Pat McAfee texted Aaron Donald to find out if a comeback is possible after the Myles Garrett trade.

Donald's reply: "It for sure got me thinking."

[MLB Deadline News @MLBDeadlineNews]

Miguel Vargas is on a 40 HR pace and we need to be talking about him more

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Caleb Williams is the first Bears player to appear on the cover of “Madden NFL 27.”

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