Vera Parrish Klum

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

If you are at least 200 lbs please do NOT wear pink hot pants that your ass just consumes with cottage cheese cellulite!

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

@RandallAllKnown does #chloroform stain clothes?

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

I wonder how the world would react if I decided to speak of the horrid things obesity and mesh did when combined really loudly at Walmart.

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

When using spandex as a material please go for a more Gaga approach if you do not look well in form fitting clothes. Thank you.

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

Leather jackets are back in style? This is something I must look into.

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

"So did anyone else think that Lady Gaga looked like she forgot a tampon when she was singing last night?" God, I love people.

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

I wonder if Sting is still sporting the Woodsman look.

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

Sometimes, sticking to a t-shirt and shorts is a better way spending college than dressing professional.

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

It is a sad night when one misses Project Runway and can't even remember if it was even on tonight or not.

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

Why are all of the items, specifically shirts, by Ed Hardy cost more than getting the actual tattoo? I seem to not understand this...

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

Yet again, I would like to emphasis that 14 and smoking is far from being sexy. Can we "Auff" her? For she will not "make it work".

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

I wonder if Shaq would wear a nautical themed pashmina afghan, could we find out in his size?

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

How is that James Bond rips off all of the women's clothing, and yet the woman later is wearing the same outfit perfectly pristine. Mystery.

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

Smoking is neither sexy nor kinky when done by someone who is under the age of 16. 16 and older it screams rebel. 14 can't "make it work"!

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

@RandallAllAfro But nappy ass hair is far from being the least bit fashionable! Maybe we could find a compromise? Mousse?

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

Some days I wish that transparent linen would be a wonderful style to bring back, then I look at Kaminsky.

[Vera Parrish Klum @RandallAllVogue]

I think, the world needs Nautical Themed Pashmina Afghans.