Randy Bobandy

Cheeseburger Enthusiast | Cigarette Victim | Pervert | DogFight Bettor | Steely Dan Fan | RIP Mr. Lahey

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

Me and gramps both drunk on a Wednesday afternoon talking about WWII

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

New golf cart J holder just dropped #blazed

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

I wake up every day and thank the good lord that I'm not a somalian

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

Fat girls in fur coats piss me off.

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Bubbles let me borrow his Green Bastard fit for Sunnyvale's trick-or-treat🤙

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

Anyone else's grandpa send them ai thirst traps? Still don't know what to think about it.

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Might be a hot take but playing euchre in the bar is fuckin gay.

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@lzndon Sup my fellow Randy, ya wanna cheeseburger?

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

#FagTau

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@MikeHunt1965780 "I feel 10 feet tall right now, and strong as a ox!"

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

@tum__kaun_ho @ianmiles Nah

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

@yourega68625284 Dox this fag, I'm intrigued.

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

@myenncalendar U never seen Trailer Park Boys? Or heard of a burner account? Stupid fatty 🤣

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

Why do I have the urge to pounce on and dry hump hot girls at the airport more than anywhere else in the world?

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@CoachMikeElder 2316.... too many retarded half memories made in that beautiful shithole ❤️😪

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

@myenncalendar @ywomendeservles Sounds like something a fatty would say

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Just saw an Indian woman who can't be a day over 40 wearing a Vietnam vet hat in the Boston airport. I swear some people just aren't real.

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@CoachMikeElder Now this is a movement I can get behind

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Anybody wanna grab a beer with Randy after this shit? #lank

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@RJVon0epen Genuinely curious why do you pay to be verified on this app? Did u know it was gay as you were doing it? or is that news to you

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

Gayest shit I've ever seen #shrink #LLWS2025

[Randy Bobandy @RandallBobandy_]

@RJVon0epen And you're like fuckin 35 tweeting @ Dave Portnoy as if he's gonna respond 😂 no golf or MLB on wtf you want me to watch? Wheel of fortune? Fuck off and go hangout with your kids queer